What food gives you the best farts?
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Shamrock Lady

United States

#23 Nov 13, 2013
Everything makes me fart.
Here 24 7

Utica, NY

#24 Nov 26, 2013
Fried cabbage and peanut butter sprouts?
Dave Hajz

Utica, NY

#25 Nov 26, 2013
Fish Taco's
Sally

Sherburne, NY

#26 Nov 26, 2013
Campbell Soup = Split Pea! WoW!
rimshaw

Long Eddy, NY

#27 Nov 26, 2013
The First from lainey wrote:
I want to have long lasting loud farts. I love them. Does anyone know which food would be best for this?
You definitely have too much time on your hands. Unless you have a job - full or part time - you need to end it all ASAP. I ask if you have a job because at least you are contributing to the state & country in the form of income taxes which does help society, to a degree. Its people like you that are why this area will always be in the doldrums. Try taking up a hoppy like collecting tin foil or take up a nite class at Utica College - say 15th century philosophers.
Doable Single Lady

Utica, NY

#28 Nov 26, 2013
My sphincter muscles shiver with pleasure to exceptionally loud long rips.
Mr Poopy Drawers

Utica, NY

#29 Nov 27, 2013
Doable Single Lady wrote:
My sphincter muscles shiver with pleasure to exceptionally loud long rips.
We should get together some time.
Pat Collea

Herkimer, NY

#30 Nov 27, 2013
A fresh load of Pat Collea's man juice. Come and get it while its hot. Free delivery and napkins provided for any spillage.
Farter P McGee

Fall River, MA

#31 Nov 28, 2013
I own a Yaht and I am the Champion
Ian Hob and Dave Smith

United States

#32 Feb 9, 2014
Each others sperm.
itsmejd

United States

#34 Feb 25, 2014
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