What food gives you the best farts?

What food gives you the best farts?

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The First from lainey

United States

#1 Jul 20, 2013
I want to have long lasting loud farts. I love them. Does anyone know which food would be best for this?
Facts

Tampa, FL

#2 Jul 21, 2013
Anything from Symeons
snopper

United States

#4 Oct 12, 2013
Oatmeal does.
Advice

United States

#5 Oct 12, 2013
The First from lainey wrote:
I want to have long lasting loud farts. I love them. Does anyone know which food would be best for this?
Ricin.
Fat Tony Salerno

United States

#6 Oct 12, 2013
The First from lainey wrote:
I want to have long lasting loud farts. I love them. Does anyone know which food would be best for this?
I've always had good luck with mustard greens. When I have mustard greens I'll be cranking out some wild long and loud farts for the next day or so. Usually nice dry ones with minimal leakage. Good luck to you Firster!!
snooper

Herkimer, NY

#7 Oct 12, 2013
Does it mttr if they're sloppy?
Because if not, I recommend Doritos Loco from Taco Bell.
If you're saving it in a jar to throw at someone, well that just wouldn't do.
Right?
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Since: Aug 12

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#8 Oct 13, 2013
Sprouts

“Sup'”

Level 7

Since: Jan 13

UK

#9 Oct 13, 2013
Take in about 200 grams from drinking protein shakes and wait for the most god awful farts to start flying. So much stench they burn coming out. lol

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#10 Oct 13, 2013
hard boiled eggs, brocolli and beer.
Tubby Labella

Gouverneur, NY

#11 Oct 13, 2013
Anything I eat,drink,smell or even think about gives me loud,smelly farts.
Ewwwwww

Utica, NY

#12 Oct 13, 2013
This is just gross. Bunch of old loser men sitting around and talking about farts. Really??
hmmmmmm

Gouverneur, NY

#13 Oct 13, 2013
Actually, this has been one of the more intelligent threads on TOPIX all week.
Lowest common ppl

United States

#15 Oct 13, 2013
hmmmmmm wrote:
Actually, this has been one of the more intelligent threads on TOPIX all week.
Considering this is the Utica NY crowd that says it all. Uticans truly are some of the lowest common denominator mentalities in the whole country, and few of them emotionally mature past butt hole talk all their lives.

Just listen to them! It's all they've got!
Lowest common ppl

United States

#16 Oct 13, 2013
I sniff the warm farts straight from my homosexual boyfriends bum. I am the great gay Cretin and that's what I do.
King U

United States

#17 Oct 14, 2013
A Big Mac.

Level 1

Since: Sep 13

Chengdu, China

#18 Oct 14, 2013
funny topic,Foods you eat may bring you a awkward moment!
Make

Springfield, NJ

#19 Oct 14, 2013
Chicken wings
D Shipman

Tampa, FL

#20 Oct 14, 2013
Anything my hubby/boyfriend cook. He must put a little something special in it. It gives him that loving feeling later when we are packing.
D shipman

Madison, NY

#21 Oct 15, 2013
A fart is our mating call!
Lactose

Utica, NY

#22 Oct 15, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
Take in about 200 grams from drinking protein shakes and wait for the most god awful farts to start flying. So much stench they burn coming out. lol
It's the lactose in the whey. Great idea for sure!

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