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Diazepam Dan

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OK keep it serious no made up crap here goes.

I'm a pharmacist and I have to deal with some really frekish problems sometimes not to metion the things people tell me about their disgusting problems. Well today I saw something that I don't think anyone can top even though this is Utica NT.
I'm doing my counts in my store in whitesboro getting ready to lock up and this big fat chick comes in and asks me a question in a whisper. I had to get the stupid pig to speak up to give me a scrip for a "female infection". So I filled it and she walked away. Well the pharmacy I run has those big bubble mirrors so we can keep an eye on the sides of the counter and I noticed she had walked where she thought no one could see her and started digging away at an itch I guess with her bare hands. Well I HOPE it was an itch. For about 20 seconds I guess she couldn't wait for the cream! I gasped so she looked up and could see me watching her grinding away like she was scrubbing a pot. I doubt she will be back. I said I have got to put this on topix!
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Oct 9, 2009
 
Dan I will make sure I personaly will never go to your pharmacy and I will let my friends and family know about this and to spread the word. Bad business Dan bad business.

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Diazepam Dan wrote:
OK keep it serious no made up crap here goes.
I'm a pharmacist and I have to deal with some really frekish problems sometimes not to metion the things people tell me about their disgusting problems. Well today I saw something that I don't think anyone can top even though this is Utica NT.
I'm doing my counts in my store in whitesboro getting ready to lock up and this big fat chick comes in and asks me a question in a whisper. I had to get the stupid pig to speak up to give me a scrip for a "female infection". So I filled it and she walked away. Well the pharmacy I run has those big bubble mirrors so we can keep an eye on the sides of the counter and I noticed she had walked where she thought no one could see her and started digging away at an itch I guess with her bare hands. Well I HOPE it was an itch. For about 20 seconds I guess she couldn't wait for the cream! I gasped so she looked up and could see me watching her grinding away like she was scrubbing a pot. I doubt she will be back. I said I have got to put this on topix!
Pretty gross, but then again this area is full of scumbags. I'll post my really bad date that I am infamous for on several websites. It's long but gets "intyeresting" at the end.

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Several years ago I met a girl at WalMart in Oneida. She was the cashier. She flirted with me a bit and asked for my phone number. I said what the hell and gave it to her. Later she called and we decided to go to dinner and a movie.

I drove out to her house, which was about 30 minutes away. When I knocked on her door I was not prepared for what I was about to see. The girl I talked to in WalMart looked a bit conservative and wore a long sleeved shirt and jeans. She was a bit thick but seemed nice. When she answered the door it was totally different. She wore extremely short hoochie shorts, a very tight shirt and had a whole bunch of tattoos.

Normally I'm not a fan of tattoos on women. I really HATED her tattoos because they were of poor prison,“gangsta” quality. On the 30-minute ride to the city she explained to me what her tattoos meant. Two of them were ex-boyfriend’s names. She pointed to an area without ink and jokingly stated that is were my name would go. I should have ended the date right there but I'm stupid. I figured I should go with the flow and try to enjoy myself. I should not be a stick in the mud. What’s the worse that could happen? I would soon find out!

We decided to go to Babes in North Utica. At dinner she ordered a good-sized meal. The complaining went on non-stop. She was visibly and vocally upset that I received more fries than her. The poor waitress took my date's wrath like a champ. Still I was honestly worried my food was going to have some extra DNA in it. After inspecting my dinner and not finding anything odd, I decided it was safe to eat. However I did not enjoy it because you never really know.

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From there we went straight to the movies. I bought a couple of sodas and some candy. We sat in the back. About 20 minutes into the movie she went to the bathroom. She came back with the biggest bucket of popcorn the concession stand had to offer. You know the one that costs like $14.99, feeds a family of 6 and has free refills. She offered me some popcorn but I declined. I was still full from dinner.

When the movie ended she again offered me popcorn. I was in awe. I kid you not there were only a few morsels left. She practically ate the whole darn thing. As we walked out she started complaining loudly that the theatre had ripped her off. They had closed the concession stand and she could not get a free refill for her popcorn bucket.

The date was over and I was more than ready to drop her off at home. On the 30-minute ride back she asked me to stop at the WalMart where she worked. She needed to buy a dress for her sister’s graduation party and it would be quick. I said okay because I needed to pick up some 9mm rounds. Besides, the date could not get any worse. Again I was wrong. The real “fun” was about to begin.

We passed some of her co-workers as we entered WalMart. She stated she hated them and grabbed my hand in a crushing death grip. I could not pull away. They giggled as we walked bye. We headed towards the woman’s clothes section. I told her I was heading to sporting goods to pick up some stuff. When I got there the rep told me that I could not buy ammo after 10 pm. I was mad but in hindsight this was probably for the best. I would have shot my date for what she was about to do.

After browsing the rest of sporting goods and the tool section, I made my way back to her. I found that she had not decided on a dress. Now she wanted my opinion on dresses. How fun! Maybe next we could put hot pokers in my eyes. She tried a dress on and asked if it made her look fat. I quickly said “yes”. That was a mistake. Not because it would hurt her feelings but because she wanted to try on more dresses. The night seemed like it would never come to an end.

I suggested a girdle. She did not know what a girdle was. Sigh. We wandered over to the women’s under garment section. Now I’m a rough, tough guy and can tolerate many things. However, I REALLY didn’t want to hang out in the ladies undergarment section at 11:30 on a Friday night. Weirdoes and perverts do that. I spotted a women working in the area and I called her over. I told her about my date’s problem. She knew what to do. I dumped my date off on her and went back to the sporting goods section. I pined for those bullets that were so nicely tucked away behind the glass.

A bit later I made my way back. The woman had pointed out "slimming" panties to my date. My date had them and a dress on. The only problem was she had black panties and a white dress. I foolishly pointed that out because I am stupid. I figured she would just get white ones of the same size. Instead she HAD to try on the white ones and the dress. I contemplated leaving her fat ass there. In hindsight I should have. Twenty minutes later we were ready to check out and this horrible night would come to an end - or so I thought!

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The cashier girl rang up some of my date’s items. When the cashier got to the panties she could not find a tag. She held them up for a better view. A better view is not what we got. When I say “we” I include the cashier and a couple of customers behind us.

What we saw instead was a bright red stripe in the center crotch area. The cashier quickly put the panties down and turned pale. She grabbed the second pair and it was the same thing. No tags but a big red stripe in the crotch area. Apparently my date had removed the tags on both panties. The cashier had to call someone to get the price.

The line started to build up behind us. People were starting to get pissed and wondered what the holdup was. A woman who I believe was a manager arrived. Before the cashier could warn her she lifted the panties up. Now everyone in line got a view of the red strip!(Wait - it gets even better!)

My date asked the manager if she could have an additional discount to HER EMPLOYIEE discount because the panties were stained. I tried to slowly slip out the door but my date would not have any of that. She called out to me and loudly stated that the stains were not a problem and would come out with a little OxyClean. Everyone looked at me. I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.

I dropped her off and never called her back. She called me but thank the lord for caller ID and answering machines. To this day I wonder what happened to the first set of black panties that she tried on. I do know she put them back on the rack.
Diazepam Dan

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Dan I will make sure I personaly will never go to your pharmacy and I will let my friends and family know about this and to spread the word. Bad business Dan bad business.
No it is ok we clean the doorhandles and stuff everyday. You act like she left a cloud of something lingering there.
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Dear NYGUNMAN;

I am surprised you are still with us
and did not return to the store the next day and end it.

So how long did you stay away from the store,or have you never returned??????????

Good story.
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Stupid story. After she showed you where your name was going to be tattoo'ed.(After 5 minutes) you should have ran. Must of been horney. You should have pulled over, made an excuse, and ran. Let her have the car.... you walked around walmart with that?
She's probably told her girlfriends what a wuss you were.
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NYGUNMAN : I give u props. Greeeaatt story. But as a women, that thing u were with had no shame. Way to stick thru that I would of thought film crews would come out and told me I was punked.
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nygunman seriously awesome story dude
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NYGUNMAN ---awesome story, i almost sh_t when i read the red striped part, man i would've just said f*** this im out and left her stinky ass....man i've thought some of those girls look good that work there but you know they are all trash, thats y they work there.....again damn awesome story
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Oct 10, 2009
 
I live in oneida and I will never look at the clothing section the same again ! Thank god, I would never buy anything that touches my body there, I just grocery shop there. I can tell you, there are some real trolls that live up there, and shop there daily. Thanks for the laughs
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Oct 10, 2009
 
you mean you didnt tap that azz? i wouldve banged that bloody crotch like she was Angelina Jolie just so she couldve got me a discount on those bullets the next day,then shot myself.
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Oct 10, 2009
 
So...how was her sister's graduation party?
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Oct 10, 2009
 
well deserved wrote:
you mean you didnt tap that azz? i wouldve banged that bloody crotch like she was Angelina Jolie just so she couldve got me a discount on those bullets the next day,then shot myself.
...and when it was over, it still would have been HER walls that had the most splatter.
Diazepam Dan

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Dan I will make sure I personaly will never go to your pharmacy and I will let my friends and family know about this and to spread the word. Bad business Dan bad business.
Oh we are sooooo worried!
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<quoted text>Oh we are sooooo worried!
You should be because I have screen shots of this and I am bringing them to the OD and wktv. So now every1 in the valley will know about this.
Diazepam Dan

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Joe wrote:
<quoted text>You should be because I have screen shots of this and I am bringing them to the OD and wktv. So now every1 in the valley will know about this.
Oh no! Good luck with that!
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Oct 10, 2009
 
I don't hesitate to proclaim someone a better man than me when they can tolerate intolerable situations, and I can tolerate a lot. I would have ended that date right after paying for diner. A meal full of complaining is one thing, but French fry envy and abusing the waitress would have been it.

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