Did anyone masturbate today?

“Things”

Level 1

Since: Oct 13

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#22 Nov 15, 2013
Wax on wacks off.
OhYeah

Whitesboro, NY

#23 Nov 15, 2013
My yogurt filled the sky twice today.

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#24 Nov 15, 2013
I shot my load in my wife's coffee cup while she was at work! Why? She's a [email protected]!!

http://mywifeisacunt.blogspot.com/
bottlesflying

Lagrange, GA

#26 Nov 16, 2013
Have you been humpin' my mashed potatoes?
Fat Tony Salerno

United States

#27 Nov 16, 2013
I gave my blow up doll a good pounding. Does that count? "Stella" is a heavy duty model with a 500 lb. capacity.
I like Utica Club

United States

#28 Nov 17, 2013
When I masturbate I use my gay boyfriends come as lubricant.
Pat Collea

Herkimer, NY

#29 Nov 18, 2013
Shamrock Lady wrote:
Did anyone else masturbate today?
Yeah I did. I do it every day it keeps me fresh for crime fighting.
tummy tuck

New Paltz, NY

#30 Nov 19, 2013
Davo wrote:
I did not, but I watched as my super hot, leggy, blue-eyed, blonde 33-45-29 gf did this morning. Squirts too!
Whats she pregnant? lololol
Bi Guy

Syracuse, NY

#31 Nov 19, 2013
Sure did,straight into my mouth!!I lay down and bring my legs back over my head so its close to my mouth and go to town.Good substitute when I don't have any guys to please.
Disbarred

New Paltz, NY

#32 Nov 19, 2013
There's a formerly suspended poor excuse for a lawyer sitting in front of his remotely connected new laptop just drooling over this post.

Please mention me mommy...
Rockit

Rome, NY

#33 Nov 19, 2013
Disbarred wrote:
There's a formerly suspended poor excuse for a lawyer sitting in front of his remotely connected new laptop just drooling over this post.
Please mention me mommy...
That's just mean!
Poker Face

Rome, NY

#34 Nov 19, 2013
Bi Guy wrote:
Sure did,straight into my mouth!!I lay down and bring my legs back over my head so its close to my mouth and go to town.Good substitute when I don't have any guys to please.
You're vile and disgusting. Scumbag stay off Topix altogether!

“Things”

Level 1

Since: Oct 13

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#36 Nov 19, 2013
Crankin likes a boss, boss.
Pat Collea

Herkimer, NY

#37 Nov 19, 2013
I get the jib jabbin and use it for a pogostick.
tom

Herkimer, NY

#38 Nov 19, 2013
Just got done. At age 50, it takes a lot of work. lol.
Peter North

Rome, NY

#39 Nov 19, 2013
This thread is for the gays
ravine

Utica, NY

#40 Nov 19, 2013
Big Bruce the mailman

“Things”

Level 1

Since: Oct 13

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#41 Nov 20, 2013
Caff liver an vasaline afore brekky.
I like Utica Club

United States

#42 Nov 21, 2013
I think of smelly black males while I masturbate.
lefty larry

Utica, NY

#43 Nov 21, 2013
OHHHH YAHHHHH

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