Did anyone masturbate today?

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Shamrock Lady

United States

#1 Nov 12, 2013
Did anyone else masturbate today?
yes

Whitesboro, NY

#2 Nov 13, 2013
im 56yrs old, have done it 4x daily since i was 12. Cleans u out. Im not lying either. 4x PER DAY for 43 years,

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Since: Mar 13

Utica, NY

#3 Nov 13, 2013
Shamrock Lady wrote:
Did anyone else masturbate today?
I do it every day. Feels nice. Male 60.
perverts

Fulton, NY

#4 Nov 13, 2013
ol perves cant get a real women.sad
Shamrock Lady

United States

#5 Nov 14, 2013
I am in my nineties and I masturbating three times per day.
Davo

Rome, NY

#6 Nov 14, 2013
I did not, but I watched as my super hot, leggy, blue-eyed, blonde 33-45-29 gf did this morning. Squirts too!
Early Riser

Utica, NY

#7 Nov 14, 2013
My hand fell asleep halfway thru. :-(
Trooper

Rome, NY

#9 Nov 14, 2013
Early Riser wrote:
My hand fell asleep halfway thru.:-(
Use vicks next time! Keeps my hand awake and lubed all night!
Nobody

Utica, NY

#10 Nov 14, 2013
Harvard University recently completed a 10 year study of male masturbation. They found that frequent masturbation tends to decrease the size of a man's penis overtime. During the 10 year period of the study, they found a 35% decrease in the size of men's penis's who masturbated more than twice a day. The size of their penis shrunk from 6 and 1/2 inches to 4.6 inches when erect.

Also, frequent masturbation deceases one's IQ by 1 point for every 118 orgasms!
Trooper

Rome, NY

#11 Nov 14, 2013
Nobody wrote:
Harvard University recently completed a 10 year study of male masturbation. They found that frequent masturbation tends to decrease the size of a man's penis overtime. During the 10 year period of the study, they found a 35% decrease in the size of men's penis's who masturbated more than twice a day. The size of their penis shrunk from 6 and 1/2 inches to 4.6 inches when erect.
Also, frequent masturbation deceases one's IQ by 1 point for every 118 orgasms!
Bullfckinshit! What's that a study funded by the pope to discourage self lovin??? Lack of use actually causes real penile atrophy (shrinkage). Regular orgasm, be it from masturbation or intercourse, etc, also minimizes the possibility of prostate cancer. There's a direct link between lack of stimulation and use and increased incidence of cancer. Take away: use it or lose, one way or the other. Good idea to use viagara even if all you're able to do is treat yourself to yourself- for the health of it, of course...
Nobody

Utica, NY

#12 Nov 14, 2013
Trooper wrote:
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Bullfckinshit! What's that a study funded by the pope to discourage self lovin??? Lack of use actually causes real penile atrophy (shrinkage). Regular orgasm, be it from masturbation or intercourse, etc, also minimizes the possibility of prostate cancer. There's a direct link between lack of stimulation and use and increased incidence of cancer. Take away: use it or lose, one way or the other. Good idea to use viagara even if all you're able to do is treat yourself to yourself- for the health of it, of course...
Drug Companies are spending millions of dollars encouraging frequent masturbation so they can sell more of those penis enhancing medicines. They earn over five billion dollars a year selling their stuff to men with shrinking penises!

“Things”

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Since: Oct 13

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#13 Nov 14, 2013
Yip Ah shure did. Ah used 3 wimmins hans to due it.

Yeh, Ah spoilt tham.
ohmy

Kansas City, MO

#14 Nov 14, 2013
Davo wrote:
I did not, but I watched as my super hot, leggy, blue-eyed, blonde 33-45-29 gf did this morning. Squirts too!
A 45 inch waist is not super hot, it is super fat..She should spend some time in the gym and exercise her waist instead of just using her hands on her who-ha.
McFisting

New Hartford, NY

#15 Nov 14, 2013
I made love to a styrofoam container of hot mashed potatoes and gravy from kfc today.
jing

New Hartford, NY

#16 Nov 14, 2013
McFisting wrote:
I made love to a styrofoam container of hot mashed potatoes and gravy from kfc today.
Sounds a whole lot better than ninety-nine per cent of the men that I have been with.
Professor Know it All

Albany, NY

#17 Nov 14, 2013
Nobody wrote:
Harvard University recently completed a 10 year study of male masturbation. They found that frequent masturbation tends to decrease the size of a man's penis overtime. During the 10 year period of the study, they found a 35% decrease in the size of men's penis's who masturbated more than twice a day. The size of their penis shrunk from 6 and 1/2 inches to 4.6 inches when erect.
Also, frequent masturbation deceases one's IQ by 1 point for every 118 orgasms!
The conclusions are contradictory with other known facts. If twice daily masturbation reduces the size of the penis by 35%, why do blacks have the largest Johnson's in America @ a 9 inch average? It is accepted that the black man has the largest penis among the various human races. That's why white women say once you've gone black you can't go back.
nobody

Utica, NY

#18 Nov 14, 2013
McFisting wrote:
I made love to a styrofoam container of hot mashed potatoes and gravy from kfc today.
According to the November 2013 New England Journal of Medicine, men who rub their penis against styrofoam products, are 20 times more likely to get leprosy of the penis which causes their organ to fall off within a few year.
KFC customer

Utica, NY

#19 Nov 15, 2013
So THAT'S what was in my taters...
Heather knows

United States

#20 Nov 15, 2013
I rubbed my father this morning.
Farmer McGee

Albany, NY

#21 Nov 15, 2013
nobody wrote:
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According to the November 2013 New England Journal of Medicine, men who rub their penis against styrofoam products, are 20 times more likely to get leprosy of the penis which causes their organ to fall off within a few year.
Thank you for the heads-up. I must immediately cease with the syrofoam doll and go back to ba ba black sheep.

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