Pope Denounces Utica NY! "FK that He...

Pope Denounces Utica NY! "FK that Hell Hole!"

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CNN

United States

#1 Apr 11, 2014
VATICAN - Today Pope Francis had a Vatican committee in tears of laughter as he spoke frankly about Utica, NY in a planning session. The committee was planning a 25 city United States tour for 2015, when the subject of the run-down upstate New York city came up.

"What's a Utica?" asked his Holyness.

This got a chuckle from the committee as an aide pointed at Utica on a map.

"Oh, f**k that hell hole!" he said. The chamber burst into laughter. "The last time we went through there we got robbed and left with bedbugs and herpes." He added "It took weeks to get the stink off us. The media there would beat the shyt out of any visit too."

The committee settled on Buffalo.
Hey Flipperz

United States

#2 Apr 12, 2014
Shameful people.
Troll Scum LLC

Cantonment, FL

#3 Apr 12, 2014
Nice work.
CNN wrote:
VATICAN - Today Pope Francis ... settled on Buffalo.
We could use someone like you in our organization.
cliffy

Richardson, TX

#4 Apr 12, 2014
Ugly American

Cantonment, FL

#5 Apr 12, 2014
Funny.
cliffy wrote:
Thanks.
Big Louie

Herkimer, NY

#6 Apr 12, 2014
He wants to palm Fat Tony on Sunday.
Hey UrMother - UrMother

United States

#7 Apr 12, 2014
Troll Scum LLC wrote:
Nice work.<quoted text>
We could use someone like you in our organization.
But wait,,,
Take Pope

Utica, NY

#8 Apr 12, 2014
CNN wrote:
VATICAN - Today Pope Francis had a Vatican committee in tears of laughter as he spoke frankly about Utica, NY in a planning session. The committee was planning a 25 city United States tour for 2015, when the subject of the run-down upstate New York city came up.
"What's a Utica?" asked his Holyness.
This got a chuckle from the committee as an aide pointed at Utica on a map.
"Oh, f**k that hell hole!" he said. The chamber burst into laughter. "The last time we went through there we got robbed and left with bedbugs and herpes." He added "It took weeks to get the stink off us. The media there would beat the shyt out of any visit too."
The committee settled on Buffalo.
Wow! What could anyone really say about this new post? You have way, way, way too much time on your idle, calloused hands to even make something this ludicrous up! Justfuc kin' wow!

What's next, Angela Merkel looking for a better Bier Garten beyond the confines of Munich, contemplating Saranac Thursday and the whole European Union laughing at the mention? Get an effin' life fuc ktard!
Jesus Christ

Cantonment, FL

#9 Apr 13, 2014
I dunno- it made me L0L.
Fuckthe Pope wrote:
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Wow! What could anyone really say about ... an effin' life fuc ktard!
Yours? Eh, not so much.
Save it

United States

#10 Apr 13, 2014
Take Pope wrote:
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Wow! What could anyone really say about this new post? You have way, way, way too much time on your idle, calloused hands to even make something this ludicrous up! Justfuc kin' wow!
What's next, Angela Merkel looking for a better Bier Garten beyond the confines of Munich, contemplating Saranac Thursday and the whole European Union laughing at the mention? Get an effin' life fuc ktard!
Save it pervy cornball.
Take Pope

Utica, NY

#11 Apr 13, 2014
Jesus Christ wrote:
I dunno- it made me L0L.<quoted text>
Yours? Eh, not so much.
You mean like bellyache out loud, or giggle like a little girl? GOL!
Stuff It

Utica, NY

#12 Apr 13, 2014
Save it wrote:
<quoted text>Save it pervy cornball.
What does that even mean? Stuff it idle idiot.
Okie Dokie

Lowville, NY

#13 Apr 13, 2014
I bet he would change his mind if he knew this was the home of the original chicken riggies
Save it

United States

#14 Apr 13, 2014
Stuff It wrote:
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What does that even mean? Stuff it idle idiot.
If you simpleton retards need that explained to ya I don't know what to tell you. Shouldn't have been raised in Utica I guess.
Stuff It

Utica, NY

#15 Apr 13, 2014
Save it wrote:
<quoted text>If you simpleton retards need that explained to ya I don't know what to tell you. Shouldn't have been raised in Utica I guess.
Good one. Stuff it idle idiot.
Squawk

United States

#16 Apr 13, 2014
You're like parrots.
Pope Bubba and King Poppa

Cantonment, FL

#17 Apr 14, 2014
Jesus don't bellyache, and He don't giggle.
Take Pope wrote:
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You mean like bellyache out loud, or giggle like a little girl? GOL!
When He laughs out loud, it's like the ROAR of a Lion.

And He's glad the Catholics finally picked what seems to be a pretty decent fella, for a Pope.
Take Pope

Utica, NY

#18 Apr 14, 2014
Pope Bubba and King Poppa wrote:
Jesus don't bellyache, and He don't giggle.<quoted text>When He laughs out loud, it's like the ROAR of a Lion.
And He's glad the Catholics finally picked what seems to be a pretty decent fella, for a Pope.
Nah, you GOLed right along with Sybil. Tee-hee.

But I'll grant you the latter.
polly

Utica, NY

#19 Apr 14, 2014
Squawk wrote:
You're like parrots.
You're like parrots.
Sure

United States

#20 Apr 14, 2014
You couldn't pay the pope to set foot in that welfare hole.

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