WKTV - Where The News Is Always MAJOR...
Frustrated Neighbor

Carthage, NY

#22 Apr 16, 2014
WKTV...what a joke!
More MAJOR non-news

United States

#23 Apr 17, 2014
Desperately seeking relevance... more super-conduper "MAJOR-NESS"!!! Everything on wktv is so MAJOR!!

"Firefighters put out major fires at Griffiss...as a training exercise"

http://www.wktv.com/news/local/Firefighters-p...

"WKTV Non-News... where everything is super MAJOR!!"
Super major

United States

#24 Apr 18, 2014
What?! No "MAJOR MOBILE HOME FIRE" today?
Limited Talent Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#25 Apr 18, 2014
More MAJOR non-news wrote:
Desperately seeking relevance... more super-conduper "MAJOR-NESS"!!! Everything on wktv is so MAJOR!!
"Firefighters put out major fires at Griffiss...as a training exercise"
http://www.wktv.com/news/local/Firefighters-p...
"WKTV Non-News... where everything is super MAJOR!!"
"2 HOURS of classroom instruction plus 2 HOURS OF INTENSE burn situations".

Lol!
Majorly Intense

United States

#26 Apr 18, 2014
Majorly intense!
A star now

United States

#27 Apr 21, 2014
22 year old unknown herkimer captain of some soccer team is gets the WKTV treatment......

"Local college soccer !!STAR!!! dies"

If he is such a star then why is he totally unknown?
Frank FELON Meola

United States

#28 Apr 22, 2014
"Major award given by Utica Chamberpot of Commerce to Doofross and Esch and for getting a taxpayer handout from the phony politicians Brindisi and Griffo!"
Superlatives Come First

Bronx, NY

#30 Apr 23, 2014
Utica Gags On Riggies wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't worry. That award won't even be on their desks when June hits.
What desks?

I should check to see what reaching superlatives and over embellished bullshit they're claiming today! Utica is so fcked. They deserve it too, people won't see themselves and their endless phony hype and deny and attack people who notice it.

Expect no change, the state is dying now and despite all their claims to greatness and "heaven is coming to CNY" they'll still be crippin' along in another ten years.

Sadly they never realized how entertaining it is to people that got away from there.
AquaFeces on duh Canal

Bronx, NY

#32 Apr 24, 2014
City Audit Riggies wrote:
<quoted text>
Everyone else is just "jealous" and "not tough enough to survive in utica".
You forgot "Retarded Utican Trope #34... "Duhhh well, if YOU can't write the news any better then shut up!"
Wee Wee

Lowville, NY

#34 Apr 24, 2014
Weeeeeeeee, don worry...be hopy
Betty Boop

Herkimer, NY

#36 Apr 25, 2014
Has anyone discovered if Utica has more telethons, walks and runs than any city in the U. S.? What next, a run for Migraines?
Major Newsflash

Whitesboro, NY

#38 Apr 25, 2014
WKTV newsflash! Man gets parking ticket in Newport! Pleads guilty, pays $20 fine!
Land of prisons and NFPs

Hialeah, FL

#39 Apr 25, 2014
Betty Boop wrote:
Has anyone discovered if Utica has more telethons, walks and runs than any city in the U. S.? What next, a run for Migraines?
That's because prison / NFP based economy. There are very few private businesses there anymore because of the public policy and huge taxes so the are urchins learned to create all these ridiculous "events" to pay the NFP's CEOs and directors $100K plus while the "volunteers" take peanut pay. I'd like to see a comparison between upstate CNY and other states and regions. There are probably 2X as many because NYS is the worst state in the country to run a taxpaying business. Just ask the 3000 businesses leaving NYS per year!

I do not expect it to change.
Major Newsflash

Whitesboro, NY

#40 Apr 25, 2014
Betty Boop wrote:
Has anyone discovered if Utica has more telethons, walks and runs than any city in the U. S.? What next, a run for Migraines?
That was last week.
MAJOR NEWS - New Toilet

Hialeah, FL

#41 Apr 25, 2014
You just can't get more "Mom & Pop" than:

"New toilet on Moss Island makes a splash"

( I love when CNY ilk try to claim everything is a "destination"!)

LITTLE FALLS, N.Y.(WKTV)-- Rock climbing, walking, boating on the canal- Moss Island offers a lot for lovers of the outdoors.

"Moss Island is a real treasure for the city of Little Falls, a natural treasure. Dozens of people come here every week during warm weather to climb on the rocks," said Rob Richard, Chairman of Main Street First, a nonprofit organization.

But, there was always one thing missing- a place to go when you need to go.

"Before there was this bathroom often times you'd go up to the top and you'd see toilet paper around. Kind of gross. Now we have a wonderful bathroom so it's going to keep everything a lot cleaner and already you can tell everything is a bit cleaner," said Trevor Areznar, a climbing instructor.

A ribbon cutting for a restroom was a first for everyone, but it didn't disappoint.

"Although the toilet seems like a very mundane thing it's extremely important. It's important for the environment of Moss Island which is very fragile. Moss Island is a geological site and also for tourism. There's nothing better than to have a toilet," said Jane Ritz, a resident.

Costing $50,000, you could call this the royal flush. Not only is it keeping Moss Island clean, it's environmentally friendly itself.

"State of the art technology, the facility is completely solar powered, it doesn't use any chemicals, there's a tank underneath the building where all composting happens," said Richard.

Thanks to a private donor, it's an addition that could make all the difference.

"It's going to make it a much more desirable spot. If there's not trash around, not toilet paper around, that's always better. And it just shows it's more of a destination because it's not just for rock climbing, but you always see tons of bikers and people walking their dogs and kayakers in the canal so it's a multi-sport destination," said Areznar
Really

Woodbury, NJ

#43 Apr 26, 2014
MAJOR NEWS - New Toilet wrote:
You just can't get more "Mom & Pop" than:
"New toilet on Moss Island makes a splash"
( I love when CNY ilk try to claim everything is a "destination"!)
LITTLE FALLS, N.Y.(WKTV)-- Rock climbing, walking, boating on the canal- Moss Island offers a lot for lovers of the outdoors.
"Moss Island is a real treasure for the city of Little Falls, a natural treasure. Dozens of people come here every week during warm weather to climb on the rocks," said Rob Richard, Chairman of Main Street First, a nonprofit organization.
But, there was always one thing missing- a place to go when you need to go.
"Before there was this bathroom often times you'd go up to the top and you'd see toilet paper around. Kind of gross. Now we have a wonderful bathroom so it's going to keep everything a lot cleaner and already you can tell everything is a bit cleaner," said Trevor Areznar, a climbing instructor.
A ribbon cutting for a restroom was a first for everyone, but it didn't disappoint.
"Although the toilet seems like a very mundane thing it's extremely important. It's important for the environment of Moss Island which is very fragile. Moss Island is a geological site and also for tourism. There's nothing better than to have a toilet," said Jane Ritz, a resident.
Costing $50,000, you could call this the royal flush. Not only is it keeping Moss Island clean, it's environmentally friendly itself.
"State of the art technology, the facility is completely solar powered, it doesn't use any chemicals, there's a tank underneath the building where all composting happens," said Richard.
Thanks to a private donor, it's an addition that could make all the difference.
"It's going to make it a much more desirable spot. If there's not trash around, not toilet paper around, that's always better. And it just shows it's more of a destination because it's not just for rock climbing, but you always see tons of bikers and people walking their dogs and kayakers in the canal so it's a multi-sport destination," said Areznar
Central New York is such a wonderful destination. Just look at all of the tourists that flock there.
Az Crack Ovr Little Falls

Whitesboro, NY

#44 Apr 26, 2014
Breaking news! Solar powered $50,000 toilet fails to flush, loses power on cloudy day! Officials scratching their heads over major dilemma! Mayor of L.F. asks for grant money to study issue! Climbers dissapointed & in an uproar over having to take a dump in the bushes! WKTV to have live feed covering this majorly news story! Mayor of L.F. agrees to provide free toilet paper to rock climbers as a consolation!
Its HUGE juhh

United States

#45 Apr 28, 2014
WKTV

UTICA - In preparation for the jinormous major million-car pilgrimage expected for the 2014 Central New York tourist season, today Senator Joseph A. Griffo (Rerun- Rome) and Assemblyman Anthony Brindisi (Douche-New Hartford) announced another major tourism grant handed down as a trinket from NY Governor Andrew M. Cuomo (Douche) to bolster the Governor's sagging approval ratings.

The $500 million major dollar grant will pay for improvements to the Herkimer, Utica and Rome exits on the New York State Thruway. Charles A. Gaytano & Sons Substandard Construction Co. "won" the "bid" as did 2 other long-time favorites of Andrew Cuomo.

The improvements include expanding the number of lanes and ramps entering and leaving the Thruway, and adding over120 stop lights in DOT approved locations to "slow traffic and thus increase business in the improved areas" according to officials.

In addition to the specified contractors, the electrical aspects will be supervised and observed by professors and students from the new SUNY IT Super Nano Bonnano College of Nano-Kabuki and clueless officials from the Mohawk Valley EDGE.

Steve DiMeo of the Mohawk Valley Edge explained the theory...
"The cronies and I are happy that Governor Cuomo saw our vision and we are so appreciative of Senator Griffo and Assemblymen Brindisi for the money." Dimeo said. "We can't thank them enough but if you'll give us enough air time we would try."

He added "Oh, and the students and professors will use the streetlights as a learning tool so they see real-world applications of the things they will need to understand if CNY is to compete on a major-national-global level. High-nano things like "wire" and "plug". You can certainly feel the proactive synergy through the community! If this doesn't "put Utica-Marcy SUNY on the map" nothing will! And you know, while many people say 'What does this have to do with me I'm a shoe salesman, or a cop or a national tomato pie baron?' Well it has everything to do with them too! These tax dollars trickle back down to the little people and then they can pay their outstanding property and school taxes in NY! Since NY is the highest taxed state in the country every little bit helps. And jobs! You know, unspecified and supersekrit nano-studies show that for every nano-nano job NY governor Cuomo creates, that creates 12 little-people jobs!"

Cont.
Its HUGE juhh

United States

#46 Apr 28, 2014
Continued...

At the announcement celebration held in the Atlas-Shrugged-Memorial Sports Gym at the SUNY Marcy College of Hyper Nano Nano... super major internationally and galactically famous and renowned household name pollster John Zogby agreed.

"You have no idea what a great boon this will be to the economy!" He yelled while dancing with Observer Dispatch Queen Donna Donovan.

"My ridiculously skewed and carefully worded polls show that those cars will bring millions - that's with an "M"!- MILLIONS of people to the area to spend their money on these attractive destinations." He emphasized:

"The economy here is going to be like Woodstock '99 except every day now! It helps everyone... the jackboot armies of liberal NY nannystate union police arrest many, and that helps the public safety and prison and jail economy. Those tourists run out of gas, break down from potholes in the devastated CNY infrastructure, that creates jobs for the scab fender pounders. Even the heroin addicts, crackhead muggers and armed robbers running around with no prospects at all benefit from the throngs of humanity! We celebrate the suckers the new nano-jobs and toilet at Moss Island will surely bring! It's a win win situation!"

Later, while munching catered AquaVino-On-The-Sewer Hors d'oeuvre he added-
"My superpolls also show that these grants are the "right thing" for New York voters. 99% of New York voters approve of Joe Griffo, Anthony Brindisi and Governor Cuomo for this blessing from their hearts! Finally Central New York will be able to reap the rewards of 30 years of Liberal Democrat and incest-partisan genius planning from our extra-smart leaders."

Aren't you happy?" he asked.
Bip swthopth

United States

#47 May 2, 2014
Today!! It's the major major boilergasm "Bib Swap" breaking news! Or as most lisp it - Dah Bip Swthopth!

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