Urgent Elsie Alert
Farmer Jean

Houston, TX

#1 May 12, 2014
My cows are on the loose.Please report location. They are in danger from those area cow molesters. $200.00 Also gift card reward. I miss my cows.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#2 May 12, 2014
Farmer Jean wrote:
My cows are on the loose.Please report location. They are in danger from those area cow molesters.$200.00 Also gift card reward. I miss my cows.
They are reported to be heading east down the thruway. Reportedly there's two guys in coveralls, barefoot, and sucking on hay chasing them.

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