any matt sullvian updates

any matt sullvian updates

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BAD

Carthage, NY

#1 Apr 20, 2013
any matt sullvian updates

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Since: Mar 10

Utica, NY

#2 Apr 20, 2013
BAD wrote:
any matt sullvian updates
With all the rain they finally got their watering hole!
:)
confused

Lowville, NY

#3 Apr 20, 2013
still a liar cheat and a thief...pretty much the same.
a thought

Northville, NY

#4 Jun 6, 2013
I wish Matt the best in his efforts to build a bar in the Varick St area. It is a dry area of town that could use a new bar.
Wondering

New York, NY

#5 Jun 6, 2013
Will the ambassador fan bus be getting a tour of the irish center today?
just a thought

Waterville, NY

#6 Jun 17, 2013
good planning.. a slow delivery of a product only increases anticipation. and every year that goes by more Irishmen will arrive at the drinking age.
now if we can slow down the Irishmen that pass away in the interim the plan will work. good job Matt.
Bear Feet

Utica, NY

#7 Jun 17, 2013
Nothing new regarding Matt, and believe me if there was I'd be blowing his horn. hehheehhhhh "blowing"

Couple of notes though:
1) Barbie looked good Friday night... for a stand-in on the "Walking Dead."
2) Tax payers will have to foot the bill for the cost of lifeguards at the Irish Cultur.... errr Irish Swimming Pool.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#8 Jun 17, 2013
Irish_michael wrote:
<quoted text>
With all the rain they finally got their watering hole!
:)
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.

MAKE IT WORK

SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#9 Jun 17, 2013
confused wrote:
still a liar cheat and a thief...pretty much the same.
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.

MAKE IT WORK

SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#10 Jun 17, 2013
Bear Feet wrote:
Nothing new regarding Matt, and believe me if there was I'd be blowing his horn. hehheehhhhh "blowing"
Couple of notes though:
1) Barbie looked good Friday night... for a stand-in on the "Walking Dead."
2) Tax payers will have to foot the bill for the cost of lifeguards at the Irish Cultur.... errr Irish Swimming Pool.
Your BLACK likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as s almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your BLACK will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other BLACK, etc. Experienced owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all BLACKs steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his BLACKs as a result. You should never allow your BLACK meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach one to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#11 Jun 17, 2013
Wondering wrote:
Will the ambassador fan bus be getting a tour of the irish center today?
HOUSING YOUR REGGIN.

Your REGGIN can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of REGGIN food through. The rule of thumb is, four REGGIN per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot REGGIN cage can accommodate two hundred REGGINS. You can site a REGGIN cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your REGGIN fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. REGGINs never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your REGGIN is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your REGGIN is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck REGGINs and h oe REGGIN can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black ho es.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#12 Jun 17, 2013
Irish_michael wrote:
<quoted text>
With all the rain they finally got their watering hole!
:)
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#13 Jun 17, 2013
a thought wrote:
I wish Matt the best in his efforts to build a bar in the Varick St area. It is a dry area of town that could use a new bar.
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#14 Jun 17, 2013
Wondering wrote:
Will the ambassador fan bus be getting a tour of the irish center today?
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.

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