Javon Says Levon Killed By Mexican Dr...

Javon Says Levon Killed By Mexican Drug Cartel

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Gouverneur, NY

#1 Nov 15, 2013
He got in their way and they gave him a Mexican burial.
Dick Wolf

United States

#4 Nov 15, 2013
This guy is a Law and Order weekly episode. First the kid was missing (Law & Order sounder: dun dun). Javon complains police not doing enough. Where's the Asst. DA in this episode?(dun dun) Javon arrested, baby's body found. Oh, but they're unrelated. Roll the credits.

On next week's episode, Lenny comes back from the dead to help the investigation. Even he can't believe all the baloney.

Cue the announcer: In the criminal court system, douche bags every day think they can pull a fast one. These are their stories (dun dun). But chief, remember, the baby had a skull fracture?! Get me more evidence. You know the drill.(dun dun). Javon writes a poorly written letter, now claiming the baby died in his sleep.

The writers are hastily putting together next week's episode. As you can see, they've gotten fine contributions from Hollywood and Utica. Watch for the next Law and Order: Javon Wameling episode, when Jack takes another shot at the DA job so he can confront the Mexican cartel now a group of interest in the baby's death.

Wait for the February sweeps for more exciting episodes.
Dick Wolf

United States

#7 Nov 27, 2013
(Cue the Law & Order sounder.....dun dun).
Judge: So Mr. Wameling, you're changing your story yet again?
Scumbag: Yes, your honor.
Judge:If I remember, the last tale was that written diatribe about finding the baby dead in his bed? Is that correct?
Scumbag: Yes and no. Yes, that was what I said and no, it wasn't correct.
Judge: So you're dumber than a bookbag of rocks, correct?
Scumbag: Yes, your honor.
Judge: You're a lucky young man, you asswipe. Because there's no other evidence other than a dead baby and you're one dumb bastard, you'll spend 7 1/2 to 15 years in prison.
(fade to black, roll credits)
Leroy the Welfare King

Utica, NY

#8 Nov 27, 2013
Shesta Brown wrote:
Where does he live, I have kids that I don't want.
I'll take them. More kids = more benefits. Long live Obama! I can't wait to vote for him again.
UNITED N COLLEGE FUND

Jacksonville, FL

#10 Jan 12, 2014
He was our best student, lasted one week.
CRIME N FUND

Tallahassee, FL

#11 Jan 12, 2014
Baby toss or teach its to ghetto cuz.
JAVONAAA TOSS

Tallahassee, FL

#13 Jan 12, 2014
its was dem troopers like yo daddy is a F TROOPER, he FAILED you PUNK.
Javon Watermelon

Wadsworth, IL

#14 Feb 6, 2014
Amazing the REGGIN would get rid of the kid and lose all the obama benefits.

They have kids to increase the EBT, public assistance.

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