Things you always hear in Utica

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#72 Apr 29, 2013
Next year is our year.
SREGGIN GNIKNITS KCALB

Fayetteville, NY

#73 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
Next year is our year.
Your gger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as* almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your gger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other ggers, etc. Experienced gger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all ggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all ggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his ggers as a result. You should never allow yours meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach it to pick cot. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#74 Apr 30, 2013
The chip plant is coming.

Level 7

Since: Jan 08

Rome

#75 Apr 30, 2013
Frequently heard in Utica: Who makes the best tomato pie?
Freebie the Bean

Syracuse, NY

#76 Apr 30, 2013
"I ran a tight ship when I was mayor. I found $4M in wasteful spending and put it in the general budget so I never had to raise taxes." - David Roefaro

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#77 Apr 30, 2013
Utica is back!
ALBANY CRIME DUMP

Fayetteville, NY

#78 Apr 30, 2013
Let's head out to albany, thousands of crack ho's to pick from.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#79 Apr 30, 2013
Can't believe how Albany screwed us again.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#80 May 1, 2013
Utica is the gateway to the adirondacks.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#81 May 1, 2013
It's the first of the month!

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#82 May 2, 2013
When the harbor gets developed the tourists will flock.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#83 May 2, 2013
I can't wait to get out of this place.
BUSTED RASH COWARD

Fayetteville, NY

#85 May 2, 2013
That rash sure can wax in a crime dump.

albany crime dump wins again.

The city violent crime rate for Albany in 2010 was higher than the national violent crime rate average by 162.13% and the city property crime rate in Albany was higher than the national property crime rate average by 70.23%.

In 2010 the city violent crime rate in Albany was higher than the violent crime rate in New York by 169.87% and the city property crime rate in Albany was higher than the property crime rate in New York by 157.99%.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#87 May 2, 2013
Dick Clark's career started in utica.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#89 May 2, 2013
Nice tooth!

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#90 May 2, 2013
Why isn't it free for me?

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#92 May 2, 2013
My kid skipped school again.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#93 May 3, 2013
I never graduated from high school.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#94 May 3, 2013
This city sucks.
RASH ALERT LOSER

Fayetteville, NY

#95 May 3, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
This city sucks.
Can you even wax cars you fing idiot.

""""" """Whitesboro-F ' k you cow ard. Sunday, Saturday, anyday just be a man and make the drive since it's you calling me out. Exit 31 8.00pm

*********The idiot rash loser coward loser IDIOT IDIOT--You wanted Saturday! You got Saturday bi tch. Be there trash.

What the F K doesn't your rash loser brain get you f ing IDIOT.

COWARD LOS ER HOMOSEXUAL COWARD LOS ER COWARD HO MOSEXUAL COWARD

YOU'RE A COWARD RASH LOSER, GO WASH THE REST OF THE DISHES AT YOUR LOSER JOB RASHIE.

Have your brain checked rash loser COWARD.

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