#59 May 7, 2013
You're all right...for the wrong reasons.
Dave used to hand out water for free.
It's only after the north yootica motel sex offenders started hanging around his place for 'free waters' that Dave had to put his foot down.
Pervs can't get everything for free, don't ya know.
#60 May 7, 2013
HOUSING YOUR DARK.
Your DARK can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of DARK food through. The rule of thumb is, four DARK per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot DARK cage can accommodate two hundred DARKs. You can site a DARK cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your DARK fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage.DARKs never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your DARK is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your DARK is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck DARKs and hoe DARK can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
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