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brown burnt

Utica, NY

#24 Jun 16, 2013
Hammmmmmy wrote:
<quoted text>Wow hammy you are posting HUNDREDS of posts today you are so unhinged.
Took our dad out flying on a bit of this is your life tour today. I see you must have no dad you were here posting all day. What a shame. Ok not really! I'm sure your dad the dead drunk would be so proud of what you became sitting on topix all day protecting the bum police job and reputation you all ruined.
You are always right where you deserve to be! Have fun EBT joke man!
Your BLACK likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as s almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your BLACK will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other BLACK, etc. Experienced owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all BLACKs steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his BLACKs as a result. You should never allow your BLACK meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach one to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
brown burnt

Utica, NY

#25 Jun 16, 2013
Utica Is High Tech LOL wrote:
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It's the area of the prison you work di cks at! Lol
MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
Hammmmmmy

United States

#26 Jun 16, 2013
brown burnt wrote:
<quoted text>MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
I make money 24hs a day retard. Awake or asleep the acct. likes to say.
Now get to sleep you have toilets to clean for pay today!
brown burnt

Utica, NY

#27 Jun 16, 2013
Hammmmmmy wrote:
<quoted text>I make money 24hs a day retard. Awake or asleep the acct. likes to say.
Now get to sleep you have toilets to clean for pay today!
HOUSING YOUR REGGIN.

Your REGGIN can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of REGGIN food through. The rule of thumb is, four REGGIN per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot REGGIN cage can accommodate two hundred REGGINS. You can site a REGGIN cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your REGGIN fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. REGGINs never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your REGGIN is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your REGGIN is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck REGGINs and h oe REGGIN can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black ho es.
Utica Is High Tech LOL

Albany, NY

#28 Jun 16, 2013
Hammmmmmy wrote:
<quoted text>Wow hammy you are posting HUNDREDS of posts today you are so unhinged.
Took our dad out flying on a bit of this is your life tour today. I see you must have no dad you were here posting all day. What a shame. Ok not really! I'm sure your dad the dead drunk would be so proud of what you became sitting on topix all day protecting the bum police job and reputation you all ruined.
You are always right where you deserve to be! Have fun EBT joke man!
Lol
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#29 Jun 17, 2013
Utica Is High Tech LOL wrote:
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Lol
In Atlanta, African-Americans are 54 percent of the population, but are responsible for 100 percent of homicide, 95 percent of rape, 94 percent of robbery, 84 percent of aggravated assault, and 93 percent of burglary.
Source: APD Uniform Crime Reports, Apr 2011 to Apr 2012
Cowards of the County

Hialeah, FL

#30 Jul 15, 2013
All of them.

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