Best place to take a dump between exi...

Best place to take a dump between exits 15 and 50

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Saratoga Politician

Hartford, CT

#1 Dec 30, 2013
Stopped in a restaurant called the Taylor and the Kook needing to go to the men's room which I found quite charming. There stood a young black male no more than 3 feet tall with a towel around his hand offering a handjob. Me being unracist did not want to hurt his feelings and declined. After going back to find a table I noticed that they were the masters of pizza. Me being the peeper that I am I had to indulge in a slice. Thank God for my wife giving me a box of Axe body spray because I didn't want to smell like a foreign Bosnian. That must be why all the women were following me that night. I must have had a lot of mushrooms on that slice because I swore I saw Mario and Luigi from the video game. I must have gotten roasted and ended up surrounded by a pyramid of coffee cups. So yes, when driving on I90 I will keep an eye out for Taylor and Kook because that is one good place to take a poop.
Hardon

Gouverneur, NY

#2 Dec 30, 2013
Saratoga Politician wrote:
Stopped in a restaurant called the Taylor and the Kook needing to go to the men's room which I found quite charming. There stood a young black male no more than 3 feet tall with a towel around his hand offering a handjob. Me being unracist did not want to hurt his feelings and declined. After going back to find a table I noticed that they were the masters of pizza. Me being the peeper that I am I had to indulge in a slice. Thank God for my wife giving me a box of Axe body spray because I didn't want to smell like a foreign Bosnian. That must be why all the women were following me that night. I must have had a lot of mushrooms on that slice because I swore I saw Mario and Luigi from the video game. I must have gotten roasted and ended up surrounded by a pyramid of coffee cups. So yes, when driving on I90 I will keep an eye out for Taylor and Kook because that is one good place to take a poop.
you are a fckng moron!
Get it Right

Massena, NY

#4 Jan 1, 2014
Master is Russian NOT Bosnian...big difference!...BTW great pizza!!

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