My girlfriend likes to Slap my Balls!!!

My girlfriend likes to Slap my Balls!!!

Posted in the Utica Forum


Clinton, NY

#1 Feb 9, 2014
What should I do?

Oneida, NY

#2 Mar 31, 2014
My wife has always been into the same thing. Its a very intense experience for both of us, but it requires a lot of trust!

Utica, NY

#5 Apr 1, 2014
Your girlfriend obviously had a circus trainer previous to you. sound like shes young kid. Teach her what you like. Try a hammer
Hey Cretin

Gouverneur, NY

#7 Apr 1, 2014
CNY Democretins Ruin CNY wrote:
Why do guys from upstate ny spend so much time thinking about "dicks" "balls" "asses" and other degenerate garbage? Don't they ever emotionally develop beyond like 9?
What is these people's parents problem? Are Uticans such dullards that that's all they can think about? No wonder you people are considered far and wide as dullards and boorish. No wonder your divorce rats is almost 2x that of downstate. No wonder your kids are unemployable and considered damaged good.
Now rather than considering changing I know I know you'll "do the utica" and start crying.
It's all you people will ever be.
"It truly is all they know. I would really like to see them in a negotiation process.
Outsider "I think it's only worth 1.1 million"
Typical utican loser "Well you're a loser and your fat wh ore mother is on welfare so go give a rim job to another black you homo!!!"
Hey Cretin FYI, 9 year olds don't "think about dcks, balls, azzzzs, and other degenerate garbage....", except the ones in your family of course.

United States

#9 Apr 1, 2014
And you would know pervert? It is true what they are telling you. You really are a city full of idiots.

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