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Dead Downtown and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#24 May 2, 2014
az crack ovr little falls wrote:
This just in over news wire! Officials taken aback when they realize that $50,000 solar powered toilet wont splash as darkness falls in Little Falls! Mayor shyts a brick as rock climbers threaten boycott of new toilet! Political party allegiances crack as public relations disaster occurs when solar powered toilet can't handle load as darkness falls! Mayor up in arms as leaks to the media occur from somewhere in his office!
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Sounds like a load of crap. Lol!
The Dude

Utica, NY

#25 May 2, 2014
Unreal a ribbon cutting ceremony for a toilet..I mean Utica is a grade a toilet I'm supprised there isn't a ribbon cutting ceremony at city hall everyday...
Canal Feces and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#26 May 2, 2014
The Dude wrote:
Unreal a ribbon cutting ceremony for a toilet..I mean Utica is a grade a toilet I'm supprised there isn't a ribbon cutting ceremony at city hall everyday...
Yeah the ribbon cutting part is absolutely hilarious. Lol!
as crack ovr little falls

Whitesboro, NY

#27 May 2, 2014
This just in! WKTV's Gary Liberatore reporting rock climbers threaten protest march in little falls over $50,000 solar powered toilet that won't splash under cloudy skies! Climbers threaten to deposit soiled underwear on steps of city hall! Mayor of L.F. tells Liberatore his nerves are shot & he's constipated due to toilet crisis! L.F. council members tell climbers that they'll get to the bottom of toilet crisis!
Stay tuned to WKTV for exclusive coverage on this majorly news story!
No Nightlife and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#28 May 3, 2014
as crack ovr little falls wrote:
This just in! WKTV's Gary Liberatore reporting rock climbers threaten protest march in little falls over $50,000 solar powered toilet that won't splash under cloudy skies! Climbers threaten to deposit soiled underwear on steps of city hall! Mayor of L.F. tells Liberatore his nerves are shot & he's constipated due to toilet crisis! L.F. council members tell climbers that they'll get to the bottom of toilet crisis!
Stay tuned to WKTV for exclusive coverage on this majorly news story!
This is exciting...and majorly important.

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