Anal itch

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#1
Mar 3, 2013
 
How do you combat this?
simply

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Mar 3, 2013
 
IH8NY wrote:
How do you combat this?
use preparation H

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Mar 3, 2013
 

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Stop sticking bananas up it
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simply and Marty don't know what they're talking about (well maybe Marty does?). Itching and pain be gone! I had this all my life until I found a solution to Anal Itch with the Hand Held Bidet Sprayers they use in Thailand. Every doctor will tell you that you need to clean but the key is you need to do it without irritating the skin. Difficult to accomplish when you have an itch that is just begging to be scratched. But cleaning with a water spray does just that and it is easy, convenient and no one need know what you are using it for. Toilet paper irritates the skin and the more you rub, the more you itch. Creams increase and trap moisture which also causes more itching. Available at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com
pete moss

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Mar 4, 2013
 
Anti greasy starfish cream sold at better stores everywhere
This Always Works

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Mar 4, 2013
 

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Try stopping it by putting a lit firecracker up your ass.
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Mar 4, 2013
 
Preparation H works great for the itchy a$$
IH8NY

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Mar 4, 2013
 
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
IH8NY

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Mar 4, 2013
 
If you can't get it out,do you call the fire dept.?
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Mar 4, 2013
 
IH8NY wrote:
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
Call..........Cretin!
Tom

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Mar 5, 2013
 
IH8NY wrote:
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
In your case it means you would get your brain washed.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Tom wrote:
<quoted text> In your case it means you would get your brain washed.
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#15
Mar 11, 2013
 
Prep H on a cork works best.
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Utica, NY

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Mar 11, 2013
 

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leave a gerbil up there. He will scatch and chew and it wont itch anymore.

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