Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#1 Mar 3, 2013
How do you combat this?
simply

Carthage, NY

#2 Mar 3, 2013
IH8NY wrote:
How do you combat this?
use preparation H

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Mar 3, 2013
Stop sticking bananas up it
David

Rayong, Thailand

#4 Mar 4, 2013
simply and Marty don't know what they're talking about (well maybe Marty does?). Itching and pain be gone! I had this all my life until I found a solution to Anal Itch with the Hand Held Bidet Sprayers they use in Thailand. Every doctor will tell you that you need to clean but the key is you need to do it without irritating the skin. Difficult to accomplish when you have an itch that is just begging to be scratched. But cleaning with a water spray does just that and it is easy, convenient and no one need know what you are using it for. Toilet paper irritates the skin and the more you rub, the more you itch. Creams increase and trap moisture which also causes more itching. Available at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com
pete moss

New Hartford, NY

#5 Mar 4, 2013
Anti greasy starfish cream sold at better stores everywhere
This Always Works

Gouverneur, NY

#7 Mar 4, 2013
Try stopping it by putting a lit firecracker up your ass.
The H

Herkimer, NY

#8 Mar 4, 2013
Preparation H works great for the itchy a$$
IH8NY

Manlius, NY

#9 Mar 4, 2013
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
IH8NY

Manlius, NY

#10 Mar 4, 2013
If you can't get it out,do you call the fire dept.?
Our Boy Cretin

Gouverneur, NY

#11 Mar 4, 2013
IH8NY wrote:
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
Call..........Cretin!
Tom

Bangkok, Thailand

#13 Mar 5, 2013
IH8NY wrote:
what do you do if you get one of those bidet sprayers stuck up your ass?
In your case it means you would get your brain washed.
IH8NY

Manlius, NY

#14 Mar 10, 2013
Tom wrote:
<quoted text> In your case it means you would get your brain washed.
Tom OG?
Gigitty

Manlius, NY

#15 Mar 11, 2013
Prep H on a cork works best.
maggot

Gouverneur, NY

#16 Mar 11, 2013
leave a gerbil up there. He will scatch and chew and it wont itch anymore.

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