Things Unheard in Utica, NY
high incomes abound

Whitesboro, NY

#85 Nov 9, 2013
"I made the most money ever when I lived & worked in Utica."
Corasanti clowns

Whitesboro, NY

#86 Nov 9, 2013
"ConMed Corporation's senior management team really do earn their pay."
no lines no waiting

Whitesboro, NY

#87 Nov 11, 2013
"I never see lines of people waiting for public welfare & social services in Utica at 800 Park Ave."

New York, NY

#88 Nov 11, 2013
"Cornhill is making a comeback!"
the west side

Whitesboro, NY

#89 Nov 11, 2013
"It's where the big money is!"
blind justice

Whitesboro, NY

#90 Nov 22, 2013
"The presiding judge was fair and honest, and displayed courteous conduct in court."
rubber check

Whitesboro, NY

#91 Nov 22, 2013
"Who do I make out the cash advance to?"

Ithaca, NY

#92 Nov 23, 2013
I seen him the other day.
Prostrate cancer
Alshymers disease

Oh, my mistake. Those are things ALWAYS heard in Utica.

Whitesboro, NY

#93 Nov 23, 2013
"Please don't print an idiotic-sounding obituary in the O-D for our deceased loved one."

(like the ones written by Eannace Funeral Home!)
Nolo Contendre

Whitesboro, NY

#94 Dec 8, 2013
"The Hotel Utica is making money hand over fist."
So True

Seattle, WA

#96 Dec 8, 2013
billy bob wrote:
I left Utica and I miss it so much.
This one is spot on.

Utica, NY

#97 Dec 8, 2013
The Comets are in 1st place
Nolo Contendre

Whitesboro, NY

#98 Dec 8, 2013
"There is plenty of parking at MVCC."
Must Be A Joke

United States

#99 Dec 9, 2013
No, I don't want that super sized.
Good Sumeritan

Utica, NY

#100 Dec 9, 2013
I always go to the corner store with a pocket full of cash because the people here are so nice and they won't attempt to rob you. And I never throw my garbage on James st I put it in the nearest trash can.i want to eventually open up a charity for the people that do drugs cause they need money for food. And they never sell their food stamps then go to the spot and score some drugs.
Here 24 7

Utica, NY

#101 Dec 9, 2013
Look hun- palm trees!
turd burglars

Whitesboro, NY

#102 Dec 9, 2013
"A pothole? What's that?"
Miss the old days

Potsdam, NY

#103 Dec 10, 2013
The political leadership in Utica is awesome! They are fiscally responsible and have no hidden agenda.
Miss the old days

Potsdam, NY

#104 Dec 10, 2013
I know who my parents are and we live as a happy family.
Miss the old days

Potsdam, NY

#105 Dec 10, 2013
Taxes here are SO low and this area is a haven for business! Good jobs are plentiful.

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