X-Pat Arrested For Abusing His Sister

X-Pat Arrested For Abusing His Sister

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CNC News

Herkimer, NY

#1 Oct 15, 2010
Frequent Utica Topix poster and noted douche bag who calls himself X-Pat was arrested and jailed today for putting his ding dong in his sister. Further detail to follow.
Democrats are Finished

Watertown, NY

#2 Oct 15, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I heard it was his dog.
CNC News

Herkimer, NY

#3 Oct 15, 2010
Democrats are Finished wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I heard it was his dog.
Well.....technically she is a dog.
Democrats are Finished

Watertown, NY

#4 Oct 17, 2010
In a press release today, it was announced that XPat has been arrested for molestation of his dog and many sheep in the area. It appears that XPat has a long history of having sex with animals and yelling "Barack!" while molesting the animals. Although he got his start on small animals, like gerbils, Xpat found that they gnawed his wood too hard. He was therefore forced to move on to larger animals. He has also been permanently banned from the Human Society as it was found that XPat went on drunken rampages, molesting multiple animals while employed their as a crap cleaner.

Watertown, NY

#5 Oct 17, 2010
You know that pig that goes weee weee wee all the way home in the Geico Commercial? It was me in the back makin' him squeel.

United States

#6 Oct 17, 2010
I love watching naked little boys

Utica, NY

#7 Oct 17, 2010
My dog dropped the charges, I promised him a real bone this time.

United States

#8 Feb 26, 2013
I love x-pat

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