Boilermaker Coverage - Black person w...

Boilermaker Coverage - Black person wins!

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Your name is Toby

Carthage, NY

#1 Jul 13, 2014
Welcome back to WKTV's inept coverage of this greatly overblown small town road race.

We are here with the winner of the 2014 Boilermaker, Mtummbiwelfare Obamaphone.

Tell us Mtummbiwelfare, what was the hardest part about running today? "Click click, ooo oooo oooo, click, screech, click, ooo."

Interesting. What were you thinking as you crossed the finish line. "Click click click, oooo, zumwakanoooo, click."

Last question. What were you feeling as you were handed the prize money. "Click click Obama, click, click ooo, mtputma, Obama, click click.

Back to you, Jason.

Huh? What? Ok, so that was Ssssuper Donnie with Mtummmbiewelfare Obamaphone, the 2014 winner of what?
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#2 Jul 13, 2014
Jigger Joe

Matawan, NJ

#3 Jul 13, 2014
Winner has no ID to cash prize check. I hear he is going to the caseno to cash it in for chips.

Utica, NY

#4 Jul 13, 2014
He will trade check for new dinner plate for lip, an more diet pills.

Hard to think someone who run from lions could win a race.

Utica, NY

#6 Jul 13, 2014
Doing a great job watching kids starve to death, burning witches.

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