HELP- I suffer from GIGANTICOCKITITIS! Advice Please?

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Mike James

Rome, NY

#1 Dec 7, 2013
It's true. Just came back from the doc's and he broke the tragic news. He also said medical science hasn't yet come up with a cure and there are limited treatment options. I'm so despondent over this. Does anyone have any advice or know a home remedy I could use for it??? Something, anything? Please, I'm desperate!
Grr

Albany, NY

#2 Dec 7, 2013
How far can u bend over
Tbagz

Utica, NY

#3 Dec 7, 2013
I'll show you a thing or two Mikey about your huge weenie.....I'll Tbagz ya!
Snatch Catch

Rome, NY

#4 Dec 7, 2013
Try slathering on a whole mess of Vag Gloss. It'll have that meat stick shaped right up like you want it in no time flat! Works for granny!
Snatch Catch

Rome, NY

#6 Dec 7, 2013
Fact wrote:
Typical proof that uticans are lowlife who can never ever get their heads out of sex perv talk and act like they're 14 when they're 42! No wonder nobody likes people from central new york.... a prison economy, pisspoor education levels and the whole area's collective maturity is about that of a preschool.
Utica deserves to be the parasite pariah it is known far and wide for!
Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm laughing so hard I sharted! Thank you I needed that!
Mental Doc

Utica, NY

#7 Dec 7, 2013
You all have serious mental disorders, what is wrong with you people?
Joey TwoTumbs

Utica, NY

#8 Dec 7, 2013
Hey Mike! Are you that guy who lives over in he west CHOOOtica highlands with all the dogs and the big tractor tire in the yard? I heard about you. What's your wife think of your Giganticus sausage? WAIT A MINUTE-you're NOT even married are you, loser?
thats him

Fulton, NY

#11 Dec 7, 2013
Joey TwoTumbs wrote:
Hey Mike! Are you that guy who lives over in he west CHOOOtica highlands with all the dogs and the big tractor tire in the yard? I heard about you. What's your wife think of your Giganticus sausage? WAIT A MINUTE-you're NOT even married are you, loser?
ya that's him he live over their I saw the tire I know that's his house!
Lonesome

Utica, NY

#12 Dec 8, 2013
I also suffer something similar so I feel your pain. It's call TINYCOCKITITUS. I don't know what to do for it and nobody's helped me.
Joey TwoTumbs

Utica, NY

#13 Dec 9, 2013
thats him wrote:
<quoted text>ya that's him he live over their I saw the tire I know that's his house!
What a fckinloser that guys is
Sherm

Fenton, MO

#14 Dec 9, 2013
Mike James wrote:
It's true. Just came back from the doc's and he broke the tragic news. He also said medical science hasn't yet come up with a cure and there are limited treatment options. I'm so despondent over this. Does anyone have any advice or know a home remedy I could use for it??? Something, anything? Please, I'm desperate!
Soak it in cidar!!!
Joey TwoTumbs

Utica, NY

#15 Dec 9, 2013
Sherm wrote:
<quoted text>Soak it in cidar!!!
Yes! I've heard apple cider vinegar is a gift from the gods for almost everything! I too recommend it.
Booker T Washington

Utica, NY

#16 Dec 9, 2013
Well... all I can say is take advantage of it my man. Live it up. Are you black or white? If black, some crazy cracker girl is likely to want some of that...
chief EBT

Honolulu, HI

#17 Dec 9, 2013
Booker T Washington wrote:
Well... all I can say is take advantage of it my man. Live it up. Are you black or white? If black, some crazy cracker girl is likely to want some of that...
Thousands of women can't wait fo dem corns, dry skin, rotted tootfas, Brillo broken hair an obamas free life. Then you woke up in yo hood with a sow an 50 EBT kids. Save up sista cuz fo 40 years, you will have the money we have in our pocket.
Fat Tony Salerno

Albany, NY

#18 Dec 9, 2013
get a sharp field dressing knife. You know the rest of the drill.
Booker T Washington

Utica, NY

#20 Dec 9, 2013
Wow! Why all the hate
Tarnished Saint

Ilion, NY

#21 Dec 9, 2013
Find a horny social worker. She will use it up. She has for alot of other guys.
Joey 2Thumbs

Utica, NY

#22 Dec 9, 2013
He is a straight up disgusting swine
T Party Tim

Utica, NY

#23 Dec 10, 2013
I know Mike. I've seen his pecker. He's a fkin liar. This story is bullsheit and he KNOWS it. Loser! NOTE TO READERS: Don't believe it.

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