Famous Utican Myths
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New York, NY

#19 Mar 4, 2014
My mother doesn't have scabs and men don't vomit when they get close to the stanch of my mother.
Bonomozzeralla

United States

#25 Mar 5, 2014
BILLIONS! With a "B"!!!! What could possibly be more KING-MAJOR-ROYAL-ROYAL from Oootica than THAT?
Tomato Pie Explosion

Dublin, Ireland

#28 Mar 6, 2014
obama care will heal my rash, I will get a job, I have a 200 IQ.

My mother smells like roses.

Dad never goes for young males .
creepy

Utica, NY

#31 Mar 6, 2014
the biggest myth of them all is when over one thousand people paid for only one persons omama phone and omama cable tv!
so hows that grab yas?
outraged

Utica, NY

#33 Mar 6, 2014
OD Explosion wrote:
The utica zoo is a big tourist attraction.
No it's not. No one but local people go there.
Olive boy wants to meet you there in about one hour to talks things out.
aaahhh

Utica, NY

#36 Mar 6, 2014
Italian women are attractive. LMAO ROF
No one has a clue

Utica, NY

#41 Mar 6, 2014
creepy wrote:
the biggest myth of them all is when over one thousand people paid for only one persons omama phone and omama cable tv!
so hows that grab yas?
No one has a clue of what you are saying, What the
ooky ooky freaky spooky

Cantonment, FL

#43 Mar 6, 2014
The Myth of Utican over Roman Superiority?
Larry Lupas Josheph

Los Angeles, CA

#44 Mar 7, 2014
My RASH on my face will heal.

i will get a JOB.

I will learn what a mouse is.

Mom will stop walking the street.
Chicken Rigatoni

Los Angeles, CA

#46 Mar 7, 2014
I need obama care for this RASH on my face.
Comet cleaner

Little Falls, NY

#50 Mar 8, 2014
Comet Riggies wrote:
Tomato pie was invented in utica.
No it wasn't.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato_pie
OK show me where on this page you supplied it says they were not invented in utica ny? I can't seem to find that sentence... Thanks
Punch Cops in the Head

Cantonment, FL

#55 Mar 9, 2014
No One Ever Gets the Joke.
stingray

Herkimer, NY

#56 Mar 10, 2014
My balls itch every time it rains.
Monday Morning Riggies

Los Angeles, CA

#58 Mar 10, 2014
My fat welfare family will get JOBS.

I posted my masterbammyX an blue prints.
Comet cleaner

Little Falls, NY

#65 Mar 10, 2014
Utica Marsh Riggies wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Einstein. It doesn't say it was either. What is documented as historical fact is proof tomato pie existed a full FOUR YEARS in New Jersey prior to utica. Show me something else other than the old drunk guido at sloppy joes saying it was invented in utica. Just one article...link...anything. The world is waiting!!! Lol
. OK Now where is your Proven historical FACT that it was out 4 years earlier in NJ?? And I really don't think the world is waiting for some bs link about tomatoe pie loser. Lol. I just love getting all the Utica haters riled up.:). They go out of there way to say no no no that's not from Utica... I know a guy in Somalia that made it first... How bout this... who cares?? Now you must be from whitesboro , New Hartford, or had your girl leave you for a utica guy. Either way just go to your local High school hockey game and enjoy yourself. There's a whole world out there if you ever travel a few miles from home!!. Have a nice day.. And yes.. Please tell me of all the countries you've visited and how smart you are and how your rich.ect... I'm really interested and I'm going to believe you.
Same Old Joke Troll

Cantonment, FL

#67 Mar 10, 2014
Your Momma knows her a$$ from a hole in the ground.

No, she doesn't.
Mammygasm

Gouverneur, NY

#74 Mar 12, 2014
Cretin's mother is not the rankest skank in Utica.

Yes she is.
Cliffy Loves ManRiggies

Gouverneur, NY

#76 Mar 12, 2014
Cliffy is straight.

No he isn't.
Cliffy Bones Riggies

Gouverneur, NY

#78 Mar 12, 2014
Cliffy's rash is not that bad.

Yes it is.
Arterial Riggies

Wilmington, DE

#82 Mar 12, 2014
My RASH can be cured and mom never bags the dark apes.

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