Hero U.S. Marine Tragedy

Hero U.S. Marine Tragedy

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The Way IT IS

Utica, NY

#1 Oct 2, 2013
A Harley biker was riding by a Wash, D.C. zoo when he
saw a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

SUDDENLY, in front of her screaming parents, the
lion snags her by the cuff of her jacket, trying to pull her in to slaughter her.

The biker jumped off his Harley, sprints to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a crushingly powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumped back, releasing the
girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A major news reporter happened to witness the whole event. The reporter, addressing the Harley rider proclaimed, "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replied, "Why, it was nothing really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted instinctively as I felt right."

The reporter declared, "Well, I'll make sure this doesn't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist for a major media source, and tomorrow's papers will have this heroic story on the front page! What do you do for a living and what political views do you have?"

The biker proudly replied, "I'm a U.S. Marine, combat veteran and conservative, pro-constitution patriot."

The journalist quickly leaves.

The next morning, the Marine biker buys the paper to see what the journalist reported and reads on the front page:


That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days...
Major Payne

Utica, NY

#2 Oct 2, 2013
Whoa man! I thought I was going to read of some Marine getting KIA saving some buddies or kittens or Afghani kids, etc and how his loving family has to do without him or something. Hahaha! This is friggin brilliant and sooo damn true. I am bewildered it hasn't been commented on by 50 people yet. Keep it coming bro!
Busy Signal

New York, NY

#3 Oct 2, 2013
I would have commented earlier but was tiesd up for three hours looking for Obonzo care. Matbe I'll call back after a drink.

Westwood, MA

#4 Oct 2, 2013
We run toward chaos

Rome, NY

#5 Oct 2, 2013
This is good satire! I agree here completely!

Rome, NY

#6 Oct 2, 2013
Compelling, thank you.

Utica, NY

#7 Oct 2, 2013
USMC wrote:
We run toward chaos
Amen. Semper Fi!

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