Utica police officer gets DWI in Canada
Fast N Faggetass

Lovington, NM

#296 Jan 26, 2013
Funny the pretend type of LEOtard are always keen to look "Fast N Faggggotass" for cameras but when they gotta talk about their OWN FAILS... the silence roars!
Canadian Bacon

Utica, NY

#298 Jan 27, 2013
Priceless!

“I Make you wonder”

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#299 Feb 11, 2013
This was swept under the rug pretty good. He's back to work again I see. Must be nice.

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#300 Feb 11, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
This was swept under the rug pretty good. He's back to work again I see. Must be nice.
They must figure he knows the drunken mind,and can sniff out a few DWI'S.
Only in uterus

United States

#301 Feb 13, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
This was swept under the rug pretty good. He's back to work again I see. Must be nice.
Only in uterus!
Latest UPD racism post

Roosevelt, NY

#302 Feb 18, 2013
Unaccountable lowlife afraid for their livelihood. Pink slips soon!
should be shot

Utica, NY

#303 Jun 8, 2013
So what has happened with this? Does this mean that there are now two " charged" with DWI drunk cops on the force? Dog face Shanley, Wimpy Abel. Are they going to make that a requirement in order to be hired?

“I Make you wonder”

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#304 Jun 8, 2013
Can't believe he got a promotion!!!!! WTH??
Fat Drunk Blue Line

United States

#305 Jun 8, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
Can't believe he got a promotion!!!!! WTH??
Lemme guess! His new $100k title is "Soooper Techno-Tackticle Breathlyzer Tamperer Specialist"?

Did he get a fancy particleboard $59.00 placque too?

“I Make you wonder”

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#306 Jun 8, 2013
Fat Drunk Blue Line wrote:
<quoted text>Lemme guess! His new $100k title is "Soooper Techno-Tackticle Breathlyzer Tamperer Specialist"?
Did he get a fancy particleboard $59.00 placque too?
Not 100% sure what it was. Investigator or something. Amazing. If I was to get a dui at my job I would be let go. Forget about a promotion just a couple months later. I just don't get it.
Pilatus

United States

#307 Jul 14, 2013
Double black eye wrote:
So whats up with the scumbag chief is he holding this dirtbag fake cop Ofc. John Abel accountable or what?
Orders from Chief Fatslob Williams- "Go online and bury and complaints with childish racism posts"!
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UTICA —
A Pretend Utica police officer was charged with driving while impaired earlier this month in Niagara Falls, Canada, and currently is suspended without pay for a whole 3 days.
Officer John Abel was arrested by the Canadian Border Services at about 2 a.m. on Nov. 2 near the Rainbow Bridge, which is one of the main thoroughfares from the U.S. to Canada. He tried every trick in the book, forgetting that Canadian cops are REAL cops not the fake corrupt rabid coke fiends they hire at the UPD.
Abel was driving a city-owned grey Ford Fusion at the time of his arrest because he's too poor to use his own personal car, a 1987 YuGofuckyourself. He and another city officer had gone to Niagara Falls for "training in community policing" and racism taunts classes.
The allegations were portrayed theatrically as "disappointing" to the department, police Chief Mark Williams said between bites of a hoagy stuffing his fat glutton face.
“JohnGirl will be held responsible,” he said.“As a disciplinary matter, this is still ongoing until, like the fake nonexistant Kurt Wyman Shooting report... it just fades away we hope.”
Abel, whose measely "salary" last year was only $68,515, is in charge of the city’s worthless Armadillo nuisance abatement program and handles other community and police nuisance issues. Those duties are being shared by several officers, Williams said.
“It is a burden for the department,” he said. "Now we have to take girls off the internet racism detail, where our girls go detract and make racism comments online to change the subjects to this".
Abel was charged with driving while impaired and with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood, according to Constable Derek Watson, media officer for the Niagara Regional Police. That is the equivalent of driving with a blood alcohol content over a 0.08 in the U.S.
Abel was arraigned and released. He could not be reached for comment because when the heat's really on, these homocopsuals always have nothing to say, whereas prior to any embarrassment they won't shut the fk up.
The department is not paying Abel’s attorney, his faggggot unaccountable public union douche brothers are.
Cowardly Mayor Robert Palmieri declined to comment, citing personnel rules against exposing himself as just as corrupt as the fake cops on the UPD.
“As city employees, we’re all held to a higher standard, as we should be,” he snickered and winked.
Nice! Now I wonder why the fake pretend wannabe chief of fat police do about accountability?
Sssstooooopid

Millwood, NY

#311 Aug 10, 2013
Typical utican drunks and cops. No accountability, just BLAB BLAB BLAB from the fake "chief goof.
Sssstooooopid

New Hartford, NY

#312 Aug 11, 2013
Sssstooooopid wrote:
Typical utican drunks and cops. No accountability, just BLAB BLAB BLAB from the fake "chief goof.
PS My name is Cretin and I hate cops, kids and anything decent. I like to bury my nose in manazzz while spewing my hate for anything decent on this forum. By doing this I will bring you all to your knees!!! Hahahahah!!
Fedup with Cretin Police

United States

#313 Sep 29, 2013
Nothing new on this? Must have gotten a wrist slap LMAO!!

Typical CRETIN police in upstate ny where they are not accountable to anyone as usual! Not for long!
Cretin Dave hates

New Hartford, NY

#314 Sep 29, 2013
Fedup with Cretin Police wrote:
Nothing new on this? Must have gotten a wrist slap LMAO!!
Typical CRETIN police in upstate ny where they are not accountable to anyone as usual! Not for long!
cops, kids, and anything decent. But he loves to smell dirty azzzzzwholes.

“I Make you wonder”

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#316 Sep 29, 2013
Fedup with Cretin Police wrote:
Nothing new on this? Must have gotten a wrist slap LMAO!!
Typical CRETIN police in upstate ny where they are not accountable to anyone as usual! Not for long!
He got a promotion, bought a new house and life is good.

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#317 Sep 29, 2013
Give 'em a fair trial then hang 'em...
Picture that one

United States

#318 Sep 29, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
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He got a promotion, bought a new house and life is good.
He's a drunk who got busted in a city car at the Canadian border who lives in utica. I'm not sure which of any of that is "good" lmao but hey maybe you've never been out on NY!

“I Make you wonder”

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#319 Sep 29, 2013
Picture that one wrote:
<quoted text>He's a drunk who got busted in a city car at the Canadian border who lives in utica. I'm not sure which of any of that is "good" lmao but hey maybe you've never been out on NY!
"Good" was meant for him! If that was me I'd be in jail, lose my job, lose my license, etc... But for him, well, he got a promotion, bought a new house and life is better.
Not quite sure how that works. Some people get ALL the breaks. All I know, if that was me, things would of gone completely in a 180 degree diff direction. Downhill fast.
Fort Stanwix Face

Schenectady, NY

#320 Sep 29, 2013
Titanium22 wrote:
<quoted text>
"Good" was meant for him! If that was me I'd be in jail, lose my job, lose my license, etc... But for him, well, he got a promotion, bought a new house and life is better.
Not quite sure how that works. Some people get ALL the breaks. All I know, if that was me, things would of gone completely in a 180 degree diff direction. Downhill fast.
It's the utica way! Enjoy the endless breadsticks!!!

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