My farts smell like eggs and cabbage!

My farts smell like eggs and cabbage!

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hank hill

United States

#1 Apr 28, 2013
The smell makes me hungry.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#2 Apr 28, 2013
Well then eat more eggs and cabbage.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#3 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Well then eat more eggs and cabbage.
Keep eating John candy.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Apr 28, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
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Keep eating John candy.
Cliffy, didn't you eat Chris Farley? That makes sense then. No wonder you have fat rash hands.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#5 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
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Cliffy, didn't you eat Chris Farley? That makes sense then. No wonder you have fat rash hands.
Is it hard for you to fit in your Hyundai jabba?

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#6 Apr 28, 2013
Cliff, you posted how fat you are. Don't be jealous cause I'm not. Be original will ya. You are probably 2 times the size of me.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#7 Apr 29, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Cliff, you posted how fat you are. Don't be jealous cause I'm not. Be original will ya. You are probably 2 times the size of me.
So can you fit in your Hyundai porky?
gig gig gig gig gig giger

Fayetteville, NY

#8 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
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So can you fit in your Hyundai porky?
Under the crime of burglary, 30.4% of arrested are Black and 67.8% are White. The Black burglary rate 30.4 over 13, divided by the White burglary rate of 67.8 over 85, gives a figure of 2.93.

If these arrest records accurately record the commission of burglaries, that means that Blacks commit burglary at almost 3 times the rate of Whites.

Using the same methodology, the figures other crimes can also be broken down:

Weapons violations are committed by Blacks at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are caught receiving or buying stolen property at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are involved in prostitution at almost 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are arrested for drug crimes at over 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are more than three times as likely as Whites to be caught at forgery, counterfeiting, and fraud, and almost three times as likely to be caught at embezzlement;

Blacks are more than 3 times as likely to be thieves as Whites;

Blacks are more than 4 times as likely to commit assault as Whites;

Blacks are almost 4.5 times as likely to steal a motor vehicle;

Blacks are more than 5 times as likely to commit forcible rape as Whites;

Blacks are over 8 times as likely to commit murder as Whites;

Blacks are more than 10 times as likely to commit robbery as Whites;

Nearly 25% of all Black males between the ages of 20 and 29 are in jail or on probation - this does not include those wanted or awaiting trial;

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#9 Apr 29, 2013
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.
gig gig gig gig gig giger

Fayetteville, NY

#10 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
<quoted text>
Is it hard for you to fit in your Hyundai jabba?
Under the crime of burglary, 30.4% of arrested are Black and 67.8% are White. The Black burglary rate 30.4 over 13, divided by the White burglary rate of 67.8 over 85, gives a figure of 2.93.

If these arrest records accurately record the commission of burglaries, that means that Blacks commit burglary at almost 3 times the rate of Whites.

Using the same methodology, the figures other crimes can also be broken down:

Weapons violations are committed by Blacks at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are caught receiving or buying stolen property at nearly 5 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are involved in prostitution at almost 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are arrested for drug crimes at over 4 times the rate for Whites;

Blacks are more than three times as likely as Whites to be caught at forgery, counterfeiting, and fraud, and almost three times as likely to be caught at embezzlement;

Blacks are more than 3 times as likely to be thieves as Whites;

Blacks are more than 4 times as likely to commit assault as Whites;

Blacks are almost 4.5 times as likely to steal a motor vehicle;

Blacks are more than 5 times as likely to commit forcible rape as Whites;

Blacks are over 8 times as likely to commit murder as Whites;

Blacks are more than 10 times as likely to commit robbery as Whites;

Nearly 25% of all Black males between the ages of 20 and 29 are in jail or on probation - this does not include those wanted or awaiting trial;

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#11 Apr 29, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Nice try. Be original rashy fat hands. Its actually very pathetic that you copy everything. Very uncreative as usual.
So again, can you fit in your Hyundai tubby?

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