Freebie the Bean

Durhamville, NY

#30 May 26, 2013
Who in their right mind would bang Roann Destito? That huge tub of sh*t is so big she has her own area code. She steps on a bathroom scale and a voice yells out, "One person at a time". She is a total abomination of the female species. She doesn't step out of her car...she rolls out of it.

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Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#31 May 26, 2013
Freebie the Bean wrote:
Who in their right mind would bang Roann Destito? That huge tub of sh*t is so big she has her own area code. She steps on a bathroom scale and a voice yells out, "One person at a time". She is a total abomination of the female species. She doesn't step out of her car...she rolls out of it.
Lol and then she eats the car.
dave

Utica, NY

#33 May 27, 2013
megan fraser is smoking hot im her ex ive banged her

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#34 May 27, 2013
neverl8 wrote:
Randazzo that is
one question: Why the hell didn't he take c*mloader with him?
Jose Pene-Grande

Schenectady, NY

#35 May 27, 2013
Does playing tonsil hockey with Marty Peppershorts count as having sex with a local celebrity?
Beanzie

Stony Brook, NY

#36 May 28, 2013
Celebrities???? In Utica?????????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
really

Whitesboro, NY

#37 May 28, 2013
The Night Stick of Utica wrote:
I can't name names, but I had the extremely good fortune to have nailed a girlfriend of a certain member of the Utica Devils way back in 1990. She was smoking hot too!! WAAAAAY outta my league, pardon the pun. But I had a certain something that she really liked... We musta hooked up about 30 or 40 times that season. They'd go on the road and we'd be going at it like bunnies - nonstop. It was glorious. She wasn't famous, but the player almost was. She used to call me her night stick!
And when did you wake up from that dream?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#38 May 28, 2013
when he rolled over and saw Kim SUCKOCKI laying next to him! No that be a nightmare!
Disgusting

Southbridge, MA

#39 May 28, 2013
Utica celebrities don't exist.

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Since: Dec 12

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#40 May 28, 2013
oh yea they do! I can asure you Kim Celecki and Tony Randazzo are famous! They did the big nasty when he blew his wad having Kim in his back seat! Then he shot the dog. Nuthin is free. You gotta take it ALL and Kim DO! She take it all. Why she love the nasty? Come on Kim, tell us?
Well

Utica, NY

#41 May 28, 2013
dave wrote:
megan fraser is smoking hot im her ex ive banged her
I did her too. she wasn't bad, but I've had better

Since: Nov 12

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#42 May 28, 2013
Well wrote:
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I did her too. she wasn't bad, but I've had better
Don't ignore Kimmie! She awesome c*mloader. you don't get that nick name for nutting honey!

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Since: May 13

Holland Patent, NY

#43 May 28, 2013
hpst wrote:
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one question: Why the hell didn't he take c*mloader with him?
I think he knew she got him in over his head, no pun intended, just saying, LOL!
WUTR Fan

Utica, NY

#44 May 28, 2013
Do you think that Colleen Reilly (1990-93 reporter) left this town without a few "Utica Devils" running down her leg?? I don't think so! I'm just glad that she is doing well down in Virginia now...She is still kinda' hot in a dime store way...

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#46 May 28, 2013
neverl8 wrote:
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I think he knew she got him in over his head, no pun intended, just saying, LOL!
She gave many HEAD, over, under and between! LOL Poor stupid Tony Randazzo, he shot a dog for some head from a DOG. arf SUCKCOCKI aft! Get out and find your Randazzo. He love yo lips!
dtf

United States

#47 May 28, 2013
Disgusting wrote:
Utica celebrities don't exist.
Matt Hamill and Will Smith.

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#48 May 28, 2013
WUTR Fan wrote:
Do you think that Colleen Reilly (1990-93 reporter) left this town without a few "Utica Devils" running down her leg?? I don't think so! I'm just glad that she is doing well down in Virginia now...She is still kinda' hot in a dime store way...
Question: Do you think Kim Celecki ever left a gym, the woods, or the backseat of a car without "some guy running down HER leg"?
Oh Betty

Holland Patent, NY

#49 May 28, 2013
hpst wrote:
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Question: Do you think Kim Celecki ever left a gym, the woods, or the backseat of a car without "some guy running down HER leg"?
I heard they are engaged

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#50 May 29, 2013
Who else would have her sorry wide ass load? Not a Coach for the HP swim team. No, I don't think so! She a c*mloader but she not THAT good!
Wasnt around Saturday

Utica, NY

#52 May 29, 2013
hpst wrote:
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Question: Do you think Kim Celecki ever left a gym, the woods, or the backseat of a car without "some guy running down HER leg"?
Is this the same Kim that dated a plumber named Paul Scharf about 10 yrs ago? I may have also seen her as a beer cart girl up at Alder Creek golf club a few years ago as well? If it was, she sure loved wearing short Daisy Duke denim shorts all the time...Wasn't too bad to look at anyways!

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