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What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

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mulsum humor

Syracuse, NY

#1 Sep 12, 2012
Bisexual lol

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Q. What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
A. ET got the point and went home.
F U mohhammad..........
mulsum humor

Syracuse, NY

#2 Sep 12, 2012
No other religion calls for a conversion or death. Nor was any other religion founded by a murderer, terrorist and pedophile.(Mohammed the pedophile for profit married a 6 year old girl when he was 54 years old and began effing her when she was 9. What a filthy disgusting PIG!) This explains why child abuse is so common in the islamic world. so true come get me islama lovers.

If you really want to piss off these camel fuckers keep this in mind. They won't admit that allah was really the pagan title of idol in Muhammad's "piece of siht b upon him" parents village. This idol was supposed to be the "moon god" hence the crescent moon found on top of every mosque in the world today.

allah is a pagan

Level 7

Since: Jan 08

Rome

#3 Sep 12, 2012
Sheesh, how many US ambassadors are going to die because of this thread?
Harvey Fenwick Lung

Hamden, CT

#4 Sep 12, 2012
frankcor wrote:
Sheesh, how many US ambassadors are going to die because of this thread?
Whatsamatter... can't we speak the truth about islam?
Good luck with that

Paterson, NJ

#5 Sep 12, 2012
I think you mean "ignorance" about islam. These dull ny people can't handle blacks without revealing their parents were 50s rejects and you expect them to assess the various states and elements of islam? LMAO!!
Start with the "Iron Shiek" so they're more likely to grasp it. Men in panties yelling is a big fascination with these ignorant upstate rubes.
mohhammad takes it deep

Syracuse, NY

#6 Sep 12, 2012
i wipe my azz with the koran.....nuke the middle east
annabelle

Syracuse, NY

#7 Sep 12, 2012
these "people" posting above must have so much self loathing it all boils over into spewing hate and stupidity. Unbelievable.
libia

Syracuse, NY

#8 Sep 13, 2012
alla is a pagan and mohammad is a pedephile
Reading is fundamental

United States

#9 Sep 13, 2012
libia wrote:
alla is a pagan and mohammad is a pedephile
Ahhh but he could probably SPELL, and didn't adhire to utterly ignorant untruths and retarded assumptions he picked up from his upstate retard contemporaries.

Wow the depths of your hate and ignorance are amazing Placid! Proof you upstate losers just never learn and can't even figure your way out of your ignorance. Get a real job and a life old man and you wouldn't need to vent on topix all day.
You ldiot

Utica, NY

#10 Sep 13, 2012
Reading is fundamental wrote:
<quoted text>Ahhh but he could probably SPELL, and didn't adhire to utterly ignorant untruths and retarded assumptions he picked up from his upstate retard contemporaries.
Wow the depths of your hate and ignorance are amazing Placid! Proof you upstate losers just never learn and can't even figure your way out of your ignorance. Get a real job and a life old man and you wouldn't need to vent on topix all day.
That wasn't me FOOL! LMAO
whatever downs boy

United States

#11 Sep 13, 2012
You ldiot wrote:
<quoted text>That wasn't me FOOL! LMAO
Yeah whatever sounds good retard. Like anyone has posted from Lake Placid before, and you protested within minutes. LMAO is right!
WOW!! Just WOW!
I can't believe how pathetic you've turned out to be! So that's it huh? Thanks for defining "idiot" for us trollboy.
truth

Syracuse, NY

#13 Sep 13, 2012
hurts thats the problem....No other religion calls for a conversion or death. Nor was any other religion founded by a murderer, terrorist and pedophile.(Mohammed the pedophile for profit married a 6 year old girl when he was 54 years old and began effing her when she was 9. What a filthy disgusting PIG!) This explains why child abuse is so common in the islamic world. so true come get me islama lovers.
not quite

Thailand

#14 Sep 13, 2012
truth wrote:
hurts thats the problem....No other religion calls for a conversion or death. Nor was any other religion founded by a murderer, terrorist and pedophile.(Mohammed the pedophile for profit married a 6 year old girl when he was 54 years old and began effing her when she was 9. What a filthy disgusting PIG!) This explains why child abuse is so common in the islamic world. so true come get me islama lovers.
Illiteracy and ignorance hurts is all you're proving.
Islam is the *only* religion that ever called for death? REALLY MORON?

Boy your schools sure failed you! I'm not even a believer of any religion but it's easy to see you learned your religion off topix or a cereal box.

It's easy to see why so many people have problems from New York!
truth is

Syracuse, NY

#15 Sep 13, 2012
i slaughter goats and camels for fun..
soon to be

Little Falls, NY

#16 Sep 15, 2012
dead one, i hate sand nikkers
Really

Baldwinsville, NY

#17 Sep 15, 2012
not quite wrote:
<quoted text>Illiteracy and ignorance hurts is all you're proving.
Islam is the *only* religion that ever called for death? REALLY MORON?
Boy your schools sure failed you! I'm not even a believer of any religion but it's easy to see you learned your religion off topix or a cereal box.
It's easy to see why so many people have problems from New York!
Well you question it being the only one, but I don't see you give any other examples. Must be you don't know and are just a bluff.
Mr magic pants

Ardsley, NY

#18 Apr 5, 2013
I have one unrelated question why do all middle eastern people smell like ass?
Francor

Tacoma, WA

#19 Aug 20, 2016
mulsum humor wrote:
No other religion calls for a conversion or death. Nor was any other religion founded by a murderer, terrorist and pedophile.(Mohammed the pedophile for profit married a 6 year old girl when he was 54 years old and began effing her when she was 9. What a filthy disgusting PIG!) This explains why child abuse is so common in the islamic world. so true come get me islama lovers.

If you really want to piss off these camel fuckers keep this in mind. They won't admit that allah was really the pagan title of idol in Muhammad's "piece of siht b upon him" parents village. This idol was supposed to be the "moon god" hence the crescent moon found on top of every mosque in the world today.

allah is a pagan
Well Abraham tried to kill his son, so there's that, and Lot tried to give his daughters to rapists. And Jesus was pretty much a fg You dumb shi

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