Why do old people smell like urine?

Why do old people smell like urine?

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Utica34

United States

#1 Mar 13, 2013
Why do old people smell like urine?
Utica34

United States

#2 Mar 13, 2013
I think old people smell like pee.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Mar 13, 2013
Again Utica34 would know since he is old. Hmmm he probably smells like pee too
Helper of Mankind

Utica, NY

#4 Mar 13, 2013
You'll get old some day and then you will know why!
old guy

Utica, NY

#6 Mar 13, 2013
Its because they are diabetic and that is the ammonia gas on their breath. They need medical attention.

Utica34
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Albany, NY

#7 Mar 13, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Again Utica34 would know since he is old. Hmmm he probably smells like pee too
Again your infatuation with the male private parts. You really are gay you white trash.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#8 Mar 13, 2013
Pee is now a private part ladies and gentlemen. Apparently to 34 at least

Utica34
Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Albany, NY

#9 Mar 13, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Pee is now a private part ladies and gentlemen. Apparently to 34 at least
Where does it come from trash?
OHIO EIO

Vancouver, Canada

#10 Jun 25, 2013
WHEN U SLEEP NAKED,THEN GO TAKE A PEE,THEN GO BACK TO BED,PEE DRIPS ONTO THE SHEETS AND U AND YOUR BED SMELLS LIKE PEE,TO BE HONEST I LIKE THE SMELL,IT SMELLS LIKE HONEY,AND ADDS TO A WONDERFUL SEX LIFE.I LOVE THE SMELL OF PEE.EVERY NOW AND THEN ME AND MY WIFE SAVE OUR PEE AND BOTTLE IT,AGE IT FOR A MONTH,THEN BATHE IN A LARGE DEEP TUB FOR A FEW HOURS.THEN WE DRY OFF AND DON'T BATHE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS TILL WE REAK OF PEE.THEN WE HAVE DIRTY SEX,WE ALSO MIX POO WITH THE PEE,AND SPRAY OUR BODYS WITHIT,WE BOTH SMELL LIKE EIO,WE HAVE A WILD EIO PARTY.POO AND PEE IS THE GLUE TO SAVE A RELATIONSHIP FROM DIVORCE.GET DOWN DIRTY AND SMELLY.NATURES PERFUME EAU DU TOILIT.EI,EI EIO.
Radar Love

Utica, NY

#11 Jun 25, 2013
Utica34 wrote:
Why do old people smell like urine?
To keep retards like you away from them, obviously.
Just Sayin

Utica, NY

#12 Jun 25, 2013
Also because, when you get old, you lose control of your urine. It's called incontinence. Many TV commercials for absorption products regarding this are aired. When an elderly person has this MEDICAL problem, and wears an absorption pad, it collects the leaked urine and may give off an odor until changed. Keep in mind, you will become old some day, if your lucky, and you will probably have the same problem.
Correct

Utica, NY

#13 Jun 25, 2013
And you should be thankful that you've grown old enough to have that problem. Just ask Tony Soprano!

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