Because

United States

#113 Jun 14, 2013
Cretin Alert wrote:
<quoted text>
Warning: Cretin (Cliffy's alter-ego) the self proclaimed moron is trying to better his image with a thesaurus. It's not working Cretin.
You pathetic upstate loser, "alter ego"? Boy you're no detective. This explains why you're so worthless and pathetic, and how you ended up on topix trolling every day at the people who taught you your life sucks and always will.
Your folks must be so proud they raised a runt who never got out of there and is so fckn stupid you literally can't make rather obvious observations correctly.
How pathetic, but then again that's all you'll ever be.
REGGIN LOST KID

Utica, NY

#116 Jun 14, 2013
Why do SREGGIN lose kids ?

Wear bags on head ?
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Schenectady, NY

#117 Jun 15, 2013
Why do all COs and cops eat Burger King for lunch everyday?
Marcus Fartsmell

Bristol, CT

#118 Jun 15, 2013
All utica cops are morbidly obese losers with a high school education and mild mental retardation
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Schenectady, NY

#119 Jun 15, 2013
Why do all COs and cops walk around with toothpicks in their mouth?
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Schenectady, NY

#120 Jun 16, 2013
Why do all COs and cops have beer bellys?
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Schenectady, NY

#121 Jun 16, 2013
Why do all COs and cops have horrible breath?
LOL Avoid Utica

United States

#122 Jun 17, 2013
Utica Is High Tech LOL wrote:
Why do all COs and cops have horrible breath?
Suckbutt artifact.
losers of utica

Rome, NY

#123 Jun 17, 2013
All of the unemployed or underemployed losers are on this post for all to see. Envy is a terrible thing it can really rip one apart.
envy kills

Rome, NY

#124 Jun 17, 2013
Why do all of the welfare slobs and unemployed losers have bad breath and smell like shit?
Marcus Fartsmell

Utica, NY

#125 Jun 17, 2013
Who would ever want to be a cop? Crappy money, crappy hours, diabetes from eating all that fried food.
Whatever assnoise U got

United States

#126 Jun 17, 2013
envy kills wrote:
Why do all of the welfare slobs and unemployed losers have bad breath and smell like shit?
Whatever. Same noise different year. Fail = fail.

It truly is all they know. I would really like to see them in a negotiation process.

Outsider " I think it's only worth 1.1 million"

Typical utican " well you're a loser and your fat wh ore mother is on welfare so go give a rim job to another black you homo".
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#127 Jun 17, 2013
Utica Is High Tech LOL wrote:
Why do all COs and cops have horrible breath?
In Atlanta, African-Americans are 54 percent of the population, but are responsible for 100 percent of homicide, 95 percent of rape, 94 percent of robbery, 84 percent of aggravated assault, and 93 percent of burglary.
Source: APD Uniform Crime Reports, Apr 2011 to Apr 2012
Whatever assnoise U got

United States

#128 Jun 17, 2013
It truly is all they know. I would really like to see them in a negotiation process.

Outsider " I think it's only worth 1.1 million"

Typical utican " well you're a loser and your fat wh ore mother is on welfare so go give a rim job to another black you homo".
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#129 Jun 17, 2013
Whatever assnoise U got wrote:
It truly is all they know. I would really like to see them in a negotiation process.
Outsider " I think it's only worth 1.1 million"
Typical utican " well you're a loser and your fat wh ore mother is on welfare so go give a rim job to another black you homo".
OBAMA MILLION MARCH

MAKING YOUR SREGGIN WORK.
SREGGIN are very, very averse to work of any kind. The SREGGIN most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your SREGGIN to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. SREGGIN are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to trick your SREGGIN into working. After installation, encourage it towards the co tton field with f a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that co tton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your SREGGIN will then frantically compete with the other f ield SREGGIN to steal as much of that co tton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your SREGGIN to its cage and laugh at its IQ, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your SREGGIN comes equipped with the standard SREGGIN IQ of 65 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. SREGGIN can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your SREGGIN can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
Latest UPD Race Bait post

United States

#130 Jun 17, 2013
The racists are mad at the baaaad news now lol!
USE SREGGIN EXCUSE

Utica, NY

#131 Jun 17, 2013
Latest UPD Race Bait post wrote:
The racists are mad at the baaaad news now lol!
HOUSING YOUR REGGIN.

Your REGGIN can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of REGGIN food through. The rule of thumb is, four REGGIN per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot REGGIN cage can accommodate two hundred REGGINS. You can site a REGGIN cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your REGGIN fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. REGGINs never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your REGGIN is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your REGGIN is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck REGGINs and h oe REGGIN can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black ho es.
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Schenectady, NY

#132 Jun 17, 2013
Why do all COs and cops have a lazy eye?
Answer

United States

#133 Jun 17, 2013
Utica Is High Tech LOL wrote:
Why do all COs and cops have a lazy eye?
Limited multitasking ability. They have to looks at something one eye at a time.
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Schenectady, NY

#134 Jun 17, 2013
Answer wrote:
<quoted text>Limited multitasking ability. They have to looks at something one eye at a time.
This legitimately made me laugh out loud. Lol

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