You pathetic upstate loser, "alter ego"? Boy you're no detective. This explains why you're so worthless and pathetic, and how you ended up on topix trolling every day at the people who taught you your life sucks and always will.<quoted text>
Warning: Cretin (Cliffy's alter-ego) the self proclaimed moron is trying to better his image with a thesaurus. It's not working Cretin.
Your folks must be so proud they raised a runt who never got out of there and is so fckn stupid you literally can't make rather obvious observations correctly.
How pathetic, but then again that's all you'll ever be.