COs and Cops
Whitesboro Unemployment 7

Albany, NY

#77 Jun 11, 2013
Why do all COs and cops think they can park in handicapped spaces?
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#79 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all cops and COs move their lips when they read?
tray GONE

Tempe, AZ

#80 Jun 12, 2013
why are all SREGGIN vile leeches worthless primates that need

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BP stress over strain

United States

#82 Jun 12, 2013
Whitesboro Unemployment 7 wrote:
Why do all COs and cops get confused when they look at a urinal?
They're wondering why they always think of their first girlfriend?
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#84 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all cops and COs wear sweatpants in public?
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#85 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all cops and COs have bacne?
Laffo

West Sand Lake, NY

#87 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all cops' children have Down syndrome?
Laffo

West Sand Lake, NY

#88 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all police officers have bad breath?
SREGGIN EXPOSED

Montréal, Canada

#89 Jun 12, 2013
How do you keep a giggigger from going out?

Pour more gas on him!
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#90 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all police officers pick their noses in public?
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#91 Jun 12, 2013
Why do all police officers think vegetables are exotic food?
Whitesboro Is A Dump

Montréal, Canada

#97 Jun 13, 2013
A BLACK goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."

Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."

Week later, the BLACK goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"

Doctor, "you were homesick!"
Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#99 Jun 13, 2013
Why do all cops and COs have horrible table manners?
Cliffy is a Hole

Gouverneur, NY

#101 Jun 13, 2013
Whitesboro Is A Hole wrote:
Why do all COs and cops have really bad tattoos?
Again welching on your word and lying about it. It's ok. You're a proven coward and fat rashy freak and I've let you get away with this one because I knew you'd welch. But you brought it up rashed wonder....now STFU on Utica Topix.

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Mrs Dranklesworth

Ithaca, NY

#103 Jun 13, 2013
Why do all cops and COs drink cheap beer out of cans?
Cliffy is a Hole

Gouverneur, NY

#104 Jun 13, 2013
Whitesboro Is A Hole wrote:
Why do all COs and cops smell like cow manure?
Because you never clean out your nostrils after sniffing your mammy's buttttwhole! Enjoy.

Again welching on your word and lying about it. It's ok. You're a proven coward and fat rashy freak and I've let you get away with this one because I knew you'd welch. But you brought it up rashed wonder....now STFU on Utica Topix.

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Cliffy likes Manwholes

Gouverneur, NY

#106 Jun 13, 2013
Whitesboro Is A Hole wrote:
Why do all COs and cops think they are tougher than they actually are?
It seems that way to you Cliffy because your rank cracked out toothless old lady is tougher than you.
Cliffy likes Manwholes

Gouverneur, NY

#108 Jun 13, 2013
Whitesboro Is A Hole wrote:
Why do all COs and cops beat their family?
All you gotta do Is ride around Cliffy
Ride Cliffy Ride!

You know that tune don't you fat rash? It's your new song.

Now get down on it
Get down on it

You know that tune don't you moron? It's your new song.

Hey there people I'm Cliffy Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town

You know that tune don't you loser? Especially the way it ends. It's your new song.

Again welching on your word and lying about it. It's ok. You're a proven coward and fat rashy freak and I've let you get away with this one because I knew you'd welch. But you brought it up rashed wonder....now STFU on Utica Topix.

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Because

United States

#110 Jun 14, 2013
Whitesboro Is A Hole wrote:
Why do all COs and cops think they are tougher than they actually are?
It was really bad there in cny. There's an insane ostrich mentality and avoidance of stating any problem at all or any 'negative' statement that causes a lot of the problem. You see people point out of rather obvious facts and trends and the 95% of the time use enormous effort or resort to throwing monkeyfeces than handle it and move on. Some are awesome but most are done for. Their exaggerated self image and worth is seen through the twisted funhouse mirror of cny social, educational and economic status.

Cretin Alert

Gouverneur, NY

#111 Jun 14, 2013
Because wrote:
<quoted text>It was really bad there in cny. There's an insane ostrich mentality and avoidance of stating any problem at all or any 'negative' statement that causes a lot of the problem. You see people point out of rather obvious facts and trends and the 95% of the time use enormous effort or resort to throwing monkeyfeces than handle it and move on. Some are awesome but most are done for. Their exaggerated self image and worth is seen through the twisted funhouse mirror of cny social, educational and economic status.
Warning: Cretin (Cliffy's alter-ego) the self proclaimed moron is trying to better his image with a thesaurus. It's not working Cretin.

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