My low IQ forced me to drive trucks!

My low IQ forced me to drive trucks!

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Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#2 Apr 28, 2013
hank hill wrote:
I have a very low IQ so I did what all dumb people do and became a truck driver. My life is very sad.
You are still over qualified to be a CO then.
KY WELLER

United States

#3 Apr 29, 2013
I am also a trucker because of my low IQ. I should just shoot myself.

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

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#4 Apr 29, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
I am also a trucker because of my low IQ. I should just shoot myself.
You could never handle it Mary.
Stooopid Truckers

United States

#5 Apr 29, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text> You could never handle it Mary.
A twelve year old could handle your no brain, low class, job.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Albany, NY

#6 Apr 29, 2013
Stooopid Truckers wrote:
<quoted text> A twelve year old could handle your no brain, low class, job.
Again...they are still over qualified to be COs.
SREGGIN GNIKNITS KCALB

Fayetteville, NY

#7 Apr 29, 2013
Utica Region Is For Trash wrote:
<quoted text>
Again...they are still over qualified to be COs.
Your gger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy as* almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your gger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other ggers, etc. Experienced gger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all ggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all ggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his ggers as a result. You should never allow yours meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach it to pick cot. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#8 May 1, 2013
Stooopid Truckers wrote:
<quoted text> A twelve year old could handle your no brain, low class, job.
I'm changing careers... Bush Hog Operator! Need a bush mowed?
Stooopid Trucker

United States

#9 May 1, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text> I'm changing careers... Bush Hog Operator! Need a bush mowed?
You would make a great farmer. You already have the perfect IQ for shoveling cow schitt.

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#10 May 1, 2013
Stooopid Trucker wrote:
<quoted text> You would make a great farmer. You already have the perfect IQ for shoveling cow schitt.
Been there , done that. You are still standing behind the cow , intercepting the shit before it hits the floor...
Stooopid Trucker

United States

#11 May 1, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text> Been there , done that. You are still standing behind the cow , intercepting the shit before it hits the floor...
Did you enjoy yanking the cows teats during milking time?

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#12 May 2, 2013
Stooopid Trucker wrote:
<quoted text> Did you enjoy yanking the cows teats during milking time?
I enjoyed pay day.I had my own beer money while you were sucking off any swinging dick for a little cash... Bitch,you are stoopid!
Stooopid Trucker

United States

#13 May 2, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text> I enjoyed pay day.I had my own beer money while you were sucking off any swinging dick for a little cash... Bitch,you are stoopid!
You are an old, fat, uneducated, hillbilly.

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