Schenectady, NY

#1 Aug 21, 2013
Has anyone used fake urine on a drug screen in any local drug testing place in utica? What was your results? Your story? I'm sure people are going to be childish and post rediculous things but for those who have a story to tell. Tell it here to help out all of your local friends with their concerns. Hope to get lots of stories!

New York, NY

#3 Aug 22, 2013
Used the synthetic urine lots of times at lots of places no worries at all

Needham Heights, MA

#4 Aug 22, 2013
thats awesome! i ised it right in front of the nuse but she couldnt tell i used one of the kits has the test at insight house waiting on results i made this forum because theres no local reviews on using fake urine and passing

Baltimore, MD

#5 Aug 22, 2013
annon wrote:
thats awesome! i ised it right in front of the nuse but she couldnt tell i used one of the kits has the test at insight house waiting on results i made this forum because theres no local reviews on using fake urine and passing
so did u buy something or use someone with clean urine ANNON? do they watch you? Does the test have a temperature gauge on it? Do they dip it and give u results there or send it out? Please help!!

Agawam, MA

#6 Aug 23, 2013
They do watch you very close. I used the simple solution it is easy to use. And I have not received the results a worker made me do the test and the worker is getting the results there is a temp Gage on it and I'm sure it gets sent to the lab its killing me not knowing the results! All tests are sent in. When you walk in they take your info make u sign a bunch of stuff then you go in the bathroom there is a mirror on the left and behind you
The lady stares right at you also then when your done peeing in the cup u flush and wash your hands then she pours it into a small cup and makes you put on an integrity seal that you initialed. When I find out the results I promise I will post.. and the simple solution is fake urine

New York, NY

#7 Aug 23, 2013
Why don't you just give your mind and body a break for a bit. Why do you think they call it dope?

Carthage, NY

#8 Aug 24, 2013
how about that woman who won on hells kitchen she was supposed to get a job at caesers in las vegas baby but they do drug screening and she didn't get the job but she still received the salary of 250,000 dollars a year not bad for not working

Chicago, IL

#9 Aug 24, 2013
If you use a bigger lab (that adheres to all the protocols) you're screwed. They have a lot tougher 'chain of custody' requirements on the person being tested. Stay away from Syracuse or Rochester hospitals -- they have it figured out. Strong Hospital in Rochester nailed a friend who got blindsided with a random check.

The smaller labs are pretty lax on procedures, so your odds for beating them are much higher.

It also depends on the test. If they're doing a broad spectrum screen you're toast. Also, using hair follicles (from the top of your head) is the worst, and can't be beat. It goes back over six months, the urine test is good for about a week.

Know your enemy.

Los Angeles, CA

#10 Aug 24, 2013
I agree. Hopefully they send you to a smaller lab, because the hospitals have much better procedures to beat the patient.

The hair test totally works, but is uber expensive and mostly used for government stuff (can run up to $800), the simple test is usually less than $50 - for dope, coke and crack.

I disagree on one item. If the lab is doing it right (many don't), they will pickup real fast on the introduction of a fake product (unless your a slight of hand magician). And there is a thermometer built into the side of the container they check. If it's room temperature, you failed.

Buffalo, NY

#11 Aug 24, 2013
Thanks. Very helpful.

New York, NY

#12 Aug 25, 2013
Thanks everyone
Good job

Blossvale, NY

#13 Aug 26, 2013
I used simple solution and real human pee before at labcorp and quest with no problems, just make sure it's proper temp when you submit ur sample, it's better to be too hot then swish it in the cap and cool it off a little until it hits the white number on the cup, 98 degrees. Observed tests would be more difficult, but that prosthetic dick might work there.

Maspeth, NY

#14 Aug 26, 2013
Thank u a lot everyone for all the feedback if you have friends who were successful or unsuccessful u should post here

United States

#15 Aug 26, 2013
Wow look at this mess. Why not just stay clean Scotty? Failing that, it helps if you have someone on the inside. ;-) There's a lot to be said for laying off all that crap. Look around you people.

Newark, NJ

#16 Oct 17, 2013
hey what were the results for your test? I might have to go to insight house and I'm really nervous...about the temp gauge- how did u get it to be the right temp? what is it supposed to read?

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