Harleys and loud pipes, compensating for small penises?

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teikyo30

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May 18, 2012
 
I live on a main road by the water with lots of bars. I get bikers like to go out to bars and have a few, that's fine, but some nights these guys go down the street, throttle wide-open in 2nd gear, turn, go back up the street the same way, turn, come back down the street, same thing making me want to grab a baseball bat and go beat the guy to death.

When they get stuck at the light they sit there and rev, rev, rev, rev, rev as if a woman is going to run out and say "Take me now I can't take it any more!" which never happens, so I assume they feel like their manhood is growing. It's truly pathetic.

Probably the worst is when they do all this crap at 4am, long after bars are closed and people are trying to relax. If I followed you home, and went up and down your street with the throttle wide-open and maybe sat in front of your house revving my engine for 5 minutes, wouldn't it annoy you? Or would you get a Harley hard-on from the sound?

The dumbest excuse I hear is it's safety. Bull. I've had bikers come up on me on the highway in 5th gear, get right next to me, drop to 3rd and BRAPP!!!! scaring the crap out of me making me swerve. How's that safe? And if safety is such an issue, how come none of them wear helmets? Hell, most of the time I see them they have shorts, t-shirts, and sandals, so how safe could you really want to be?

Oh, and FYI: Every year hundreds of you get killed in accidents, and for the ones that cause the accidents which kill or cripple them, I smile a little inside.
swan dive

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Sheesh, have you ever heard of living free? You sound like a prissy control-freak with all your whining about bikers enjoying the freedom of the open road. I hope you're not in a position to make laws, because it's people like you that are choking the freedom out of this great nation. What's next? Should we outlaw blue hair just because it upsets you? I'm sure these bikers would tell you to take your freedom-hating but back to Europe.
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May 19, 2012
 
swan dive wrote:
Sheesh, have you ever heard of living free? You sound like a prissy control-freak with all your whining about bikers enjoying the freedom of the open road. I hope you're not in a position to make laws, because it's people like you that are choking the freedom out of this great nation. What's next? Should we outlaw blue hair just because it upsets you? I'm sure these bikers would tell you to take your freedom-hating but back to Europe.
That's right, and cars shouldn't have mufflers and even in populated areas there shouldn't be any speed limit and why do we need STOP signs anyway, let everyone fend for themselves. Oh, and what's the point of all those traffic lights, take 'em all down. We don't need environmental rules either, we should all be able to burn our garbage in open pits in our yatds. Blah Blah Blah Blah..Take your "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules" attitude and go live in the wildnerness. You total moron.
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swan dive wrote:
Sheesh, have you ever heard of living free? You sound like a prissy control-freak with all your whining about bikers enjoying the freedom of the open road. I hope you're not in a position to make laws, because it's people like you that are choking the freedom out of this great nation. What's next? Should we outlaw blue hair just because it upsets you? I'm sure these bikers would tell you to take your freedom-hating but back to Europe.
Bikers enjoying the freedom if the road are infringing on my rights to enjoy some peace and quiet once they start being douchebags with loud pipes
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Utica, NY

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Your Freedom My Ass wrote:
<quoted text> That's right, and cars shouldn't have mufflers and even in populated areas there shouldn't be any speed limit and why do we need STOP signs anyway, let everyone fend for themselves. Oh, and what's the point of all those traffic lights, take 'em all down. We don't need environmental rules either, we should all be able to burn our garbage in open pits in our yatds. Blah Blah Blah Blah..Take your "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules" attitude and go live in the wildnerness. You total moron.
I'm quite comfortable with civilization and its rules and laws. I'm also a big believer in people being able to enjoy the fruits of their labors - in this case, bikers enjoying their bikes and the weekend. The original poster is the one who should go live in the wilderness. He obviously can't stand the noise of other people outside his window at night (on a weekend no less). Or maybe it's that he doesn't like bikers because he thinks he's sophisticated and urbane. In that case, he should go live in a big city like New York and get a taste of the noise pollution he would have to put up with on a daily basis. The sound of bikes at 4am on a Saturday is like crickets compared to the noises of a major city.
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Just make a few complaints to your local police. Let them know what days and times this typically happens and they will likely be on the lookout for them. I am sure things will be much quieter for you after a few tickets are handed out...
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May 19, 2012
 
What da fck thats what mirrors are for duh

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Two of my favorite sounds...That of a Jet fighter (FA-18), and that of a well Tuned Iron Horse. Punch out those baffles and let that motor belch out her power. Live and let live is my motto. But I wouldn't be riding back and forth up one road that's for sure. Sounds like it's just some younging's with an overload of testosterone.
Under certain circumstances I would get annoy too I guess. Get interested...Take a Ride, bring your wife (ol' Lady), Meet the bikers that don't race up and down streets all night. Then, you can safely approach those good ol' boys (on your hog with 1500 CC's blasting out your pipes) and kick their ass's! Good Luck
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May 20, 2012
 
teikyo30 wrote:
I live on a main road by the water with lots of bars. I get bikers like to go out to bars and have a few, that's fine, but some nights these guys go down the street, throttle wide-open in 2nd gear, turn, go back up the street the same way, turn, come back down the street, same thing making me want to grab a baseball bat and go beat the guy to death.
When they get stuck at the light they sit there and rev, rev, rev, rev, rev as if a woman is going to run out and say "Take me now I can't take it any more!" which never happens, so I assume they feel like their manhood is growing. It's truly pathetic.
Probably the worst is when they do all this crap at 4am, long after bars are closed and people are trying to relax. If I followed you home, and went up and down your street with the throttle wide-open and maybe sat in front of your house revving my engine for 5 minutes, wouldn't it annoy you? Or would you get a Harley hard-on from the sound?
The dumbest excuse I hear is it's safety. Bull. I've had bikers come up on me on the highway in 5th gear, get right next to me, drop to 3rd and BRAPP!!!! scaring the crap out of me making me swerve. How's that safe? And if safety is such an issue, how come none of them wear helmets? Hell, most of the time I see them they have shorts, t-shirts, and sandals, so how safe could you really want to be?
Oh, and FYI: Every year hundreds of you get killed in accidents, and for the ones that cause the accidents which kill or cripple them, I smile a little inside.
I have double-paned glass on my bedroom windows and it really helps to reduce the outside noise. I live next to a busy street with the sound of cars and trucks roaring by 24/7. I installed the extra panes of glass after I kept waking up 3 times every night. I am planning on getting double-paned glass for every room in my house that faces the busy road so I can even more privacy and quiet. I suggest you call a glass or window company and ask them about sound-buffering glass. Good luck!
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May 20, 2012
 
fight back wrote:
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I have double-paned glass on my bedroom windows and it really helps to reduce the outside noise. I live next to a busy street with the sound of cars and trucks roaring by 24/7. I installed the extra panes of glass after I kept waking up 3 times every night. I am planning on getting double-paned glass for every room in my house that faces the busy road so I can even more privacy and quiet. I suggest you call a glass or window company and ask them about sound-buffering glass. Good luck!
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KAZINKAOS

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Oct 8, 2012
 
teikyo30 wrote:
I live on a main road by the water with lots of bars. I get bikers like to go out to bars and have a few, that's fine, but some nights these guys go down the street, throttle wide-open in 2nd gear, turn, go back up the street the same way, turn, come back down the street, same thing making me want to grab a baseball bat and go beat the guy to death.
When they get stuck at the light they sit there and rev, rev, rev, rev, rev as if a woman is going to run out and say "Take me now I can't take it any more!" which never happens, so I assume they feel like their manhood is growing. It's truly pathetic.
Probably the worst is when they do all this crap at 4am, long after bars are closed and people are trying to relax. If I followed you home, and went up and down your street with the throttle wide-open and maybe sat in front of your house revving my engine for 5 minutes, wouldn't it annoy you? Or would you get a Harley hard-on from the sound?
The dumbest excuse I hear is it's safety. Bull. I've had bikers come up on me on the highway in 5th gear, get right next to me, drop to 3rd and BRAPP!!!! scaring the crap out of me making me swerve. How's that safe? And if safety is such an issue, how come none of them wear helmets? Hell, most of the time I see them they have shorts, t-shirts, and sandals, so how safe could you really want to be?
Oh, and FYI: Every year hundreds of you get killed in accidents, and for the ones that cause the accidents which kill or cripple them, I smile a little inside.
Little penis, beating with a baseball bat, feeling good about others who cause accidents that kill people. You are a very angry person. Here's an idea since this is a free country and you get all happy when biker dies. Go to the bars. Meet a person of the opposite sex and get laid. Or move get the hell out of here go to Utah with all the rest of your kind. You liberal fuck!
KAZINKAOS

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Oct 8, 2012
 
Your Freedom My Ass wrote:
<quoted text> That's right, and cars shouldn't have mufflers and even in populated areas there shouldn't be any speed limit and why do we need STOP signs anyway, let everyone fend for themselves. Oh, and what's the point of all those traffic lights, take 'em all down. We don't need environmental rules either, we should all be able to burn our garbage in open pits in our yatds. Blah Blah Blah Blah..Take your "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules" attitude and go live in the wildnerness. You total moron.
A little bitter? Been laid much? Your condescending reply is your freedom of speech Mr. Hypocrite.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
Yep wrote:
Just make a few complaints to your local police. Let them know what days and times this typically happens and they will likely be on the lookout for them. I am sure things will be much quieter for you after a few tickets are handed out...
Calling the police because the noise is to loud. We are such a petty species. You make me sick. Our race is doomed because of $&@#%%#*$@& like you.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
teikyo30 wrote:
I live on a main road by the water with lots of bars. I get bikers like to go out to bars and have a few, that's fine, but some nights these guys go down the street, throttle wide-open in 2nd gear, turn, go back up the street the same way, turn, come back down the street, same thing making me want to grab a baseball bat and go beat the guy to death.
When they get stuck at the light they sit there and rev, rev, rev, rev, rev as if a woman is going to run out and say "Take me now I can't take it any more!" which never happens, so I assume they feel like their manhood is growing. It's truly pathetic.
Probably the worst is when they do all this crap at 4am, long after bars are closed and people are trying to relax. If I followed you home, and went up and down your street with the throttle wide-open and maybe sat in front of your house revving my engine for 5 minutes, wouldn't it annoy you? Or would you get a Harley hard-on from the sound?
The dumbest excuse I hear is it's safety. Bull. I've had bikers come up on me on the highway in 5th gear, get right next to me, drop to 3rd and BRAPP!!!! scaring the crap out of me making me swerve. How's that safe? And if safety is such an issue, how come none of them wear helmets? Hell, most of the time I see them they have shorts, t-shirts, and sandals, so how safe could you really want to be?
Oh, and FYI: Every year hundreds of you get killed in accidents, and for the ones that cause the accidents which kill or cripple them, I smile a little inside.
That was me that got along side of you in 5th gear dropped down to 3rd and BRAPP!!! Scared the crap out of you. My intension wasn't to scare you. You see your a pussy, and I was just trying to toughen you up. Instead I scared you so badly you swerved and became a HOMOSEXUAL. I do apologize for scaring you.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
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Calling the police because the noise is to loud. We are such a petty species. You make me sick. Our race is doomed because of $&@#%%#*$@& like you.
No I think your race is doomed because you're all ignorant and inconsiderate riding around on your archaic 1930s overly loud, LAUGHABLE technology like 12 year old retards. More sophisticated rides go faster and look better without announcing to the world a neanderthal is dragging their knuckles up the street in their wheelchair trying to look "kewl". It has it's place but usually for the old crowd. And there's no excuse for annoying entire neighborhoods no matter how small your penis is boys.

Women have vibrators, I suggest you women get some and save your ears.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
Hey, just call the cops. Loud mufflers are illegal in NYS. A few good tickets will quiet them down.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
Cops don't help, most of them are in the "Law Retard Biker Gangs" up here anyway so you'd end up just mowing them down with a fullsize for peace and quiet especially from their mouths. Oddly they're usually the loudest ones because their "brother hood of queers on the thin bluefaggot line" of hypocrites.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
WomenLove their vibrators wrote:
<quoted text>No I think your race is doomed because you're all ignorant and inconsiderate riding around on your archaic 1930s overly loud, LAUGHABLE technology like 12 year old retards. More sophisticated rides go faster and look better without announcing to the world a neanderthal is dragging their knuckles up the street in their wheelchair trying to look "kewl". It has it's place but usually for the old crowd. And there's no excuse for annoying entire neighborhoods no matter how small your penis is boys.
Women have vibrators, I suggest you women get some and save your ears.


Amazing they taught monkeys how to type. That knuckle dragging dragging comment. Funny. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that you live alone and there isn't a man to replace that vibrator. You got some built up aggression and stabbing your gash with a plastic toy isn't getting the job done. Bikers waking you up in the middle of the night isn't helping either. How about you get a ride and learn that it's better than the spin cycle.
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Oct 8, 2012
 
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Hey, just call the cops. Loud mufflers are illegal in NYS. A few good tickets will quiet them down.
Because that's the answer right. I doubt you even know how to use decibel reader or what procedures are. I fight the tickets every time and win every time because dumb asses like yourself don't know what the hell your doing.
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Oct 9, 2012
 
huh wrote:
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Bikers enjoying the freedom if the road are infringing on my rights to enjoy some peace and quiet once they start being douchebags with loud pipes
As bikers we have freedoms too. Pipes may be loud at times but you have to face it. You hear us coming and that was the whole point. Getting hit by a car, van, truck driven by someone who has the attention span of a child. Getting rolled into a ball of flesh on the highway isn't fun. Being inconvenienced by a loud exhaust isn't so bad. You all envy bikers anyways. Keep crying over loud pipes and ill tell you what a vagina feels like.

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