#28 Mar 1, 2014
Next time stay in your fu***** seat or bring me a milk bone. Bone head.
#29 Mar 1, 2014
and the taxpayers of Utica are paying for the gasoline that is being used
#30 Mar 1, 2014
I also threw in a steak so he didn't starve!!!!!!!
#31 Mar 2, 2014
#32 Mar 2, 2014
the police practice of leaving a K-9 in a car is not only bad for the dog, it's dangerous for people. some years ago when i was living in north carolina me and a buddy whose name was Nate were drinking in a downtown bar. a cop car pulled up out front and the cop went down the street to respond to some incident and left a K-9 police dog in the back seat. it was a nice warm night and the window was open a few inches.
Nate went out on the sidewalk for a smoke and stood in front of the cop car and the police dog which was a big German Shepherd started barking at him. so Nate did what any drunken barfly who'd put down a dozen beers and a few shots would do, he barked back.
WOOF! the dog barked. WOOF WOOF WOOF !
And Nate goes, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF !
And the dog goes WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
And Nate goes, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!!!
And the dog goes WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!!
And then Nate starts howling just to mix it up, AAAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF !
and the dog starts howling back, AAAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF !
me and some other guys from the bar went out to see what all the commotion was about and Nate, man, he was like a man possessed! it was like he'd become a dog himself and with the long beard and long hair he had he looked like a werewolf! Being in a real high state of intoxication good old Nate was locked and loaded and was NOT going to let some cop dog outbark him!
The barking battle went on with the German Shepherd and Nate both getting more agitated and barking their heads off when I looked up the street I saw the cop standing there on the sidewalk watching the whole thing. Before you knew the cop strode right down the street and told Nate to cease and desist and put his hands on his head and before you knew it Nate was in handcuffs.
Nate said but I didn’t do anything wrong and the cop said he was being charged with obstruction of governmental administration and disturbing the peace and might face other charges and Nate protested and complained and by way of explaining himself told the cop,
“BUT THE DOG STARTED IT!”
funniest thing I ever seen in my whole life.
#33 Mar 2, 2014
look bitch poor people in america don't have to eat tomato pie I work 40 hours a week barly make ends meet but I don't eat it I have been to homes worth over 300.000 dollors who think it is the best thing since baseball people in america will eat slop that is why we have alot of fat asses in this country such as your self L.O.L
#34 Mar 2, 2014
And our taxes are going up....how about the officers that keep the patrol cars running and they come home during their shifts..........
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