Fort Stanwix On Lockdown

Fort Stanwix On Lockdown

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Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#1 Apr 15, 2013
In light of the most recent terrorist attacks fort stanwix is on lockdown tonight. All troops are required to return to their posts with muzzles loaded.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#2 Apr 16, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
In light of the most recent terrorist attacks fort stanwix is on lockdown tonight. All troops are required to return to their posts with muzzles loaded.
In addition, all mental patients at the Looney Tunes Asylum are on double secret squirrel lockdown today. All patients are required to be straight jacketed with muzzles. "Stanwix Prison" will be absent on Topix today because of these developments.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#3 Apr 16, 2013
CCP wrote:
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In addition, all mental patients at the Looney Tunes Asylum are on double secret squirrel lockdown today. All patients are required to be straight jacketed with muzzles. "Stanwix Prison" will be absent on Topix today because of these developments.
How's the prison today?
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#4 Apr 16, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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How's the prison today?
On lockdown moron. How's the asylum today?
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#5 Apr 16, 2013
CCP wrote:
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On lockdown moron. How's the asylum today?
I wouldn't know. Glad you got that prison on lockdown for the rest of the normal parts of the state though. Keep up the good work.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#7 Apr 16, 2013
Jenna Talia wrote:
There is a secret FEMA civilian interment camp located at the former Griffiss AFB. They will be putting any suspicious people there during the Boilermaker.
Looks like Utica34StanwixPrisonFortWhiteS hoesLookAtIt will be getting 3 hots and a cot for a week.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#9 Apr 16, 2013
Cuomo 2 Ban Assault Bombs wrote:
<quoted text>You got him pegged. He's stalking you now LMFAO!! Too good! This guy is an emotional cripple by the way he chases you around with half the iq trying to 'win" just one stupid wisecrack. So far he's battin a billion!
Define "loser"...
(Add CNY GPS Coords here!)
OK. Definition of the word "loser": A pathetic piece of sh!t like you..........Cretin! Hope that answers your question moron.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#10 Apr 16, 2013
Cuomo 2 Ban Assault Bombs wrote:
<quoted text>You got him pegged. He's stalking you now LMFAO!! Too good! This guy is an emotional cripple by the way he chases you around with half the iq trying to 'win" just one stupid wisecrack. So far he's battin a billion!
Define "loser"...
(Add CNY GPS Coords here!)
I don't blame him. I blame his education, or lack there of, and his environment. People like him just don't know any better. They don't understand their true role in life as servants.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#11 Apr 17, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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I don't blame him. I blame his education, or lack there of, and his environment. People like him just don't know any better. They don't understand their true role in life as servants.
OK. Definition of "fat loser": An overweight moron that licks his mammy's rank bungwhole.......that's you Utica34! Enjoy.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#12 Apr 17, 2013
CCP wrote:
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OK. Definition of "fat loser": An overweight moron that licks his mammy's rank bungwhole.......that's you Utica34! Enjoy.
Another insightful post whitesboro trash? Lol. now go check those gates pee on.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#13 Apr 17, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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Another insightful post whitesboro trash? Lol. now go check those gates pee on.
Hey moron fungus lips chubby, is your biotch Cretin between your azzzcheeks on that whole right now?
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#14 Apr 17, 2013
CCP wrote:
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Hey moron fungus lips chubby, is your biotch Cretin between your azzzcheeks on that whole right now?
Lock those gates prison bi tch.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#15 Apr 17, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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Lock those gates prison bi tch.
Lock those fat azzz fungus lips onto Cretin's willy and work that tongue biotch. Fat loser. Enjoy.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#16 Apr 17, 2013
CCP wrote:
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Lock those fat azzz fungus lips onto Cretin's willy and work that tongue biotch. Fat loser. Enjoy.
Get off of your state mandated coffee break and get back to work whitesboro trash. Watch those gates scum of society.
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#17 Apr 17, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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Get off of your state mandated coffee break and get back to work whitesboro trash. Watch those gates scum of society.
Oh, another goooood one from the fat witless dullard Cliffy. Just worry about Cretin's hang nail that's up your azzzz right now. Enjoy.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#18 Apr 17, 2013
CCP wrote:
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Oh, another goooood one from the fat witless dullard Cliffy. Just worry about Cretin's hang nail that's up your azzzz right now. Enjoy.
You're still chirping whitesboro trash? Do you realize how insignificant your life is?
CCP

Gouverneur, NY

#19 Apr 17, 2013
Stanwix Prison wrote:
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You're still chirping whitesboro trash? Do you realize how insignificant your life is?
Nope. Now get back to suuuuucking caaaaaaaaaaaack fatso. Enjoy.
Stanwix Prison

Albany, NY

#20 Apr 17, 2013
CCP wrote:
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Nope. Now get back to suuuuucking caaaaaaaaaaaack fatso. Enjoy.
How's the prison tonight?

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