Do pretty girls fart?

Do pretty girls fart?

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Martin

United States

#1 Nov 26, 2012
Do pretty girls fart, like when no one is around?

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#2 Nov 26, 2012
They fart in their sleep,too!
lastlaugh

Blossvale, NY

#3 Nov 27, 2012
hell yes and it doesnt smell like roses. might not happen right away but if you're with for a while or marry one their shitz smells just like everyone elses..
Big Fat Nasty Smelly Tony

United States

#4 Nov 27, 2012
I wouldn't know. I've never been close to a pretty girl.
pervert

Utica, NY

#6 Nov 28, 2012
Big Fat Nasty Smelly Tony wrote:
I wouldn't know. I've never been close to a pretty girl.
Yeah, but you sure know about little boys farts.
taint tickler

Needham, MA

#7 Nov 28, 2012
I dated a pretty hot chic for a year. Not one fart slip up ever. After I married her, I found out the truth. She lets nastier ones rip than I do. Comes natural now. Yay Lucky me.
taint tickler

Needham, MA

#8 Nov 28, 2012
pervert wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, but you sure know about little boys farts.
haha

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#10 Nov 28, 2012
lastlaugh wrote:
hell yes and it doesnt smell like roses. might not happen right away but if you're with for a while or marry one their shitz smells just like everyone elses..
Does she "Dutch Oven" you?
Patty DeFoy-Grasse

Rochester, NY

#11 Nov 28, 2012
Yes we do, especially after an expensive dinner
sad

Utica, NY

#12 Nov 28, 2012
wow really?
Reney

United States

#13 Aug 2, 2013
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text> Does she "Dutch Oven" you?
My mom gave me a Dutch Oven last nite.
Sister Scholastica

Albany, NY

#14 Aug 3, 2013
At least your Mother is feeding fresh bread just baked in the old fashioned dutch oven.
hell ya

Oswego, NY

#16 Aug 3, 2013
my girl friends super hott and shes a fart machine. and it stinks to high heavens.

“Don't Toews Me Bro!”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#17 Aug 3, 2013
They fart out of the other side too :o
Reney

United States

#18 Aug 4, 2013
No pretty girls do not fart. Only fat ugly women like me fart.

“Don't Toews Me Bro!”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

The Elite Northeast

#19 Aug 4, 2013
Why the disagree lol? It's a known fact!
utica terds

New Britain, CT

#21 Aug 22, 2013
Stinky
Town and Country

Whitesboro, NY

#22 Aug 22, 2013
Hell yeah we do!
fat bottomed girl

Arlington, VA

#23 Aug 23, 2013
YES, YES, YES!!!

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