Why are utica - rome people so backward?

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visitor

Utica, NY

#1 Oct 26, 2011
Reading this forum I can't believe some of the stupidity here. Are all these people up here like this? What causes a whole area of people to be so inbred and backward? The average person is so stupid and useless they have the attention span of flies. They talk like mafia wanabees or eminem. The politicians and public employees are like a cancer. Look around at utica or rome and tell me these people are normal. You can't.
Shamrock Lady

Watertown, NY

#2 Oct 26, 2011
Do you do anal?
visitor

Utica, NY

#3 Oct 26, 2011
Haha. See what I mean? This is the best the usual crowd can come up with. Thanks!
DRN

Watertown, NY

#4 Oct 26, 2011
Sorry..how about rim jobs?? HaHa See I'm from the big city!
Ron

Utica, NY

#5 Oct 26, 2011
Utica is the only city in the country that ADDS lead to its water.
CCP Is A Bit ch

Derry, NH

#6 Apr 27, 2013
Everything in that region is backwards from the rest of the known world. Black is white...empty is full. It should just be fumigated, flattened, and forgotten about.
CCP Is A Bit ch

Derry, NH

#7 Apr 27, 2013
Ron wrote:
Utica is the only city in the country that ADDS lead to its water.
Lol

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#8 Apr 27, 2013
Cliffy revives a year and a half ol thread. What a loser.
busted rolls

Camillus, NY

#9 Apr 27, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Cliffy revives a year and a half ol thread. What a loser.
You hurt her feelings, her therapist told her to lash out and not hold it in like when she was in school and all the kids took his 15 sandwiches, 8 bananas, 6 apple sauce packs, 6 bags of chips, 6 hunts snack packs, 10 kool-aid boxes.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#10 Apr 27, 2013
He also posted that kids would pick on him because there were "brown chunks" in his undies.
CRETIN RASH ALERT

New Hartford, NY

#14 Apr 27, 2013
GunPOWder Labotomy wrote:
<quoted text>Typical scumbag utican sex obessed poopie caca humor.
Here's FUNNY-
Anthony Elacqua
Utica, NY
On November 25th, 1989, Anthony Joseph Elacqua was born. His so-called parents, Anthony the UPD parasite and Julia (Testa) Elacqua had already been blessed with three beautiful dramaqueen daughters. Anthony immediately changed their twisted world. It was a "boy's boy"!(wink wink) A spirited boy with a rough and tumble nature who broke into homes and the world with contrast and delight, changing the face of their family forever with drug addictions. "Fat Tyke", as he was named by his silly inbred uncles, brought with him a whole new set of stories and lies, a whole new set of fake smiles, and a whole new world of broken promises. Anthony grew ignorant with his sisters Francesca, Sara, and Christina in a cold home that was centered on "family values" for appearances like Mike Arcuri. Together, they enjoyed large extended inbred wothless eater and shytter families on both the Testa and Elacqua sides. The feigned love and sense of depraved family life initiated in these early years became the very fiber of Anthonys character and always remained at the center of his life.{Whatever the fk THATs supposed to mean!] Central to his immoral drug addict character was his profound sense of generosity with other people's possessions. Whenever a grandparent, great aunt or great uncle, uncle or aunt, cousin or friend needed a helping hand, Anthony was ready without hesitation so long as it benefited him. His deceased grandparents, Joseph and Flora Elacqua, and Albino Testa consistently witnessed the development of this trait in his boyhood. His grandmother Marie Testa, tagged along like the usual parasites on a host, the taxpayers, along with a pack of great uncles and aunts (especially Uncle Tony Elacqua and Aunt Amelia Guido- Yes "Guido"!!! Yes you just can't make this stuff up!), saw this trait in its fruition as Anthony, an immature young adult now, could be counted on to handle any burglary, large or small. It was the same for his uncles and aunts, though flavored a little more boldly.(Whatever the fk that's supposed to mean!) In particular, his wopslop Godfather wanabee Uncle David, counted on Anthony in the same way his father did, as the premier right hand man in whatever simpleton job they might be undertaking together. They had fun and sometimes actually finished their work, but rarely. Everyone relied on Anthony, not only for his work, but also for his beaming, snorting, and shooting up... not to mention stealing from his friends!
WARNING: Cliffy the Fat Rash or his idiot twin Cretin is posting here. To continue will expose you to the world's biggest losers and Rash - Cliffy and Cretin the Fat Rash slobs
CRETIN RASH ALERT

New Hartford, NY

#15 Apr 27, 2013
GunPOWder Labotomy wrote:
Anthonys feeble drug addict presence will especially NOT be missed this summer when his sister Francesca and Nicholas Pardi are married. He will also be missed at their divorce. Like many people his age from Utica, Anthony struggled immaturity issues, and with the angst of coming to terms with himself and his place in the Utica septic hole. Choices werent always easy for him, and finding his way was sometimes painful, especially those needle tracks hidden along the back of his leg, his favorite smack injection site after his nose. In addition to overly depending on his immediate vapid wopslop babbling moron Utica family, Anthony knew he could rely on his uncles David and Vinny in a "special way", a relationship for which his uncles are truly grateful and still on the Sex offender watchlist for. Anthonys whole pathetic fake Utica neanderthal family hopes that the memory of Anthony will not be merely reduced to "Train Station Hookups" and the period of felonious difficulty that led to his spectacular death because the ultimate meaning of his entire life was so much more than even he came to understand. Especially since his dad kept claiming him on the taxes long after he moved out! His unreciprocated commitment to his inbredupstate family, his care for the elderly for $8.00hr, his love for children,;-) his faithfulness to the fake God who left him alone, his dedicated sense of friend exploitation, his genuine good-at-a-Koon joke nature, and his generous drug addict smile form the essence of what a feeble utican with afucked up family and life he really was. With Gods nonexistent grace, these memories will allow us to pretend to always behold him and treasure the beauty of his life so we look good, even though we deserted him once he got addicted. The so-called "life" of Anthony Joseph Elacqua will be celebrated on Saturday, April 27th at 9:00 a.m. in the parish community of St. Mary of Mt. Carmel/Blessed Sacrament. All are welcome to attend. Funeral arrangements are entrusted to Matt Funeral Home. While there will be no receiving line because his parents can't look anyone in the eyes, the family acknowledges with great appreciation the tremendous feigned love and support of both the parish and local community they have leeched a parasite public servant bloat life off of like a cancer. We are especially grateful to so many good friends who have offered us support during these difficult days. While no public calling hours will be held, due to the gaping CUPHOLDER freshly installed in his FACE... those who wish to remember Anthony are invited to make donations to a charity of their own choice, or do as Tony would have and go buy yourself a blast or a sniff. We ask that you keep Anthony in your prayer and ask God 'WHY"? As we capitalize socially on publicly working through the difficulty of Anthonys death, we will keep you in our unheard utican parasite people prayer
**Please note that the celebration of Anthonys drug addled life of rejection and cowardice will be held at 9:00 a.m. unless his lazy family doesn't wake up in time... or as in life, decide WTF? and turn their backs on him again in pursuit of more important distractions. Like "Dancing with the Stars".
Don't end up like an oootican.
WARNING: Cliffy the Fat Rash or his idiot twin Cretin is posting here. To continue will expose you to the world's biggest losers and Rash - Cliffy and Cretin the Fat Rash slobs
Utica Region Is For Trash

Schenectady, NY

#16 Apr 27, 2013
A backwards region.
Utica Region Is For Trash

Schenectady, NY

#17 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Cliffy revives a year and a half ol thread. What a loser.
Kind of hurts when you see posts like this from people within your own region doesn't it?

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#18 Apr 28, 2013
First of all I thought you weren't in this region? What a liar. Secondly, you are a tub of shiat.Judging from that hand it looks like you weigh about 300 lbs.
Utica Region Is For Trash

Schenectady, NY

#19 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
First of all I thought you weren't in this region? What a liar. Secondly, you are a tub of shiat.Judging from that hand it looks like you weigh about 300 lbs.
I was referring to the original poster Einstein.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#20 Apr 28, 2013
No you weren't.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Schenectady, NY

#21 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
No you weren't.
Whatever you say Einstein.

Level 8

Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#22 Apr 28, 2013
Einstein. Man you gotta be at least 50 with words like that.

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Schenectady, NY

#23 Apr 28, 2013
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Einstein. Man you gotta be at least 50 with words like that.
What's that fatso?

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