Cretin in the Movies
RoboCop

Gouverneur, NY

#23 Mar 10, 2014
CretinCop: Book him!
Sgt. Reed: What's the charge?
CretinCop: He's a cop hater.
Sherlock Holmes

Gouverneur, NY

#24 Mar 10, 2014
Sherlock Cretin:[looks at Cliffy's dck] Get that out of my face.
Dr. Cliffy: It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Sherlock Cretin: Get what's in your hand out of my face!
Monday Morning Riggies

Los Angeles, CA

#25 Mar 10, 2014
OnTheDick wrote:
I am on the dk all day, thanks to obama welfare an fee health care fo my mammy.
Till tomorrow I changed from pretending to be a civil engineer to a masterbammyX.
I don't know what a CNC is, or any trig, but I am a welfare failure.
I will post blue prints an cad drw in 100000000 years.
I make blue prints of daddy.
Trashy Riggies

Los Angeles, CA

#26 Mar 10, 2014
I was in deer hunter and I can make them squeal.
Apocalypse Now

Gouverneur, NY

#27 Mar 10, 2014
Photojournalist: What are they gonna say about Cretin? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullsh!t man!
Brady Bunch Movie

Gouverneur, NY

#28 Mar 10, 2014
Peter Brady: If Mom and Dad have to sell the house, we'll have to move.
Bobby Brady: Go to a new school.
Cretin Brady: Make new friends.
Marcia Brady: But Cretin, you don't have any friends.
Before Night Falls

Gouverneur, NY

#29 Mar 10, 2014
Officer Cretin Then maybe you can tell me, when's the last time you took it up your azzz.
Reinaldo Arenas: The last time? Oh, I don't remember.
Officer Cretin: No?
Reinaldo Arenas: But I remember the last time you did.
Officer Cretin: When was that?
Reinaldo Arenas: Maybe the last time you bent over to tie your boots.
Wizard of Oz

Gouverneur, NY

#30 Mar 10, 2014
Dorothy: Where do you want to be oiled first?
Tin Cretin: In my bungwhole.
A Few Good Men

Gouverneur, NY

#31 Mar 10, 2014
Kaffee: Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
Private Cretin: No, but his rosebuds are tasty.
101 Dalmations

Gouverneur, NY

#32 Mar 10, 2014
Pongo:[Pongo and Perdita have just reunited with their puppies] Lucky! Patch! Pepper! Freckles! And Cretin, you little rascal!
Cretin: Did you bring me anything to sniff?
Cool Hand Cretin

Whitesboro, NY

#33 Mar 10, 2014
Boss Paul: that ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. What's your dirt doing in Boss Kean's ditch?
Cretin: I don't know Boss Paul
Boss Paul: you better git your dirt out ta boss Kean's ditch
Cretin: ok boss paul
Cool Hand Cretin 2

Whitesboro, NY

#34 Mar 10, 2014
Boss Kean:You got your mind right Cretin?
Cretin: I got my mind right boss, I got my mind right!
Boss Kean: C'mon out there Cretin, c'mon out.
Cool Hand Cretin 3

Whitesboro, NY

#35 Mar 10, 2014
Cretin: any man playing grabass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box!
Scarface

Gouverneur, NY

#36 Mar 10, 2014
Cretin Montana: Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top. But, unfortunately I like men.
Raging Bull

Gouverneur, NY

#37 Mar 10, 2014
Cretin LaMotta: I sucked your brother's cck.
Cliffy La Motta: You sucked my brother's cck?
Cretin LaMotta: Yeah, I sucked his cck.. I sucked all their ccks.- what do you want me to tell you?
[as Cliffy starts moving to leave the house and confront Joey]
Cretin LaMotta: His fking cck is bigger than yours.
wheel of fortune

Whitesboro, NY

#38 Mar 10, 2014
Pat: your turn to spin cretin
Cretin: I'd like to buy a vowel, I'd like an r
Pat: Uh Cretin, that's not a vowel
Cretin: what's a vowel?
cretin on jeopardy

Whitesboro, NY

#39 Mar 10, 2014
Alex: welcome to the show, cretin
Cretin: thank alex
Alex: it's says here your favorite pastime is surfing the internet
Cretin: that's right alex, I'm on welfare & i have nothing better to do. That & pulling my pud
Alex: let's move on to our next contestant
CRETIN

Los Angeles, CA

#40 Mar 10, 2014
Alex, I'll take mom's clam for 5.
Alex

Gouverneur, NY

#41 Mar 11, 2014
The answer is- Born by explosive diarrhea September 8th, 1972, this fat rashy basterd holds the CNY time record for a faceplant in mom's rank clam without passing out.
Black Grandkid Riggies

Los Angeles, CA

#42 Mar 11, 2014
I might have failed the driveway downhill, but I won the face plant.

Mammy's clam forever !!!!!!!!!!

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