Anybody Ever Get Brown-Dicked?

Anybody Ever Get Brown-Dicked?

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Back Door Man

Gouverneur, NY

#1 Dec 11, 2012
So I picked up this chick at Benjees and brought her back to my place for a little "hide the salami" action. Unbeknowest to me, she had spent the afternoon at Taco Bell chowing down Dorrito Burritos. After 10 minutes of serious butt-plunging, I started hearing some rumbling, then before I could pull out, I was hit with a brown tsunami! My sheets and wall are a mess, and worst of all, I cant get the brown stain off my pecker!. Anyone have any ideas other than using my power-washer?
Hmmm

Minoa, NY

#2 Dec 11, 2012
Brown-dicka brown cow...
Fat Tony Salerno

United States

#3 Dec 11, 2012
Back Door Man wrote:
So I picked up this chick at Benjees and brought her back to my place for a little "hide the salami" action. Unbeknowest to me, she had spent the afternoon at Taco Bell chowing down Dorrito Burritos. After 10 minutes of serious butt-plunging, I started hearing some rumbling, then before I could pull out, I was hit with a brown tsunami! My sheets and wall are a mess, and worst of all, I cant get the brown stain off my pecker!. Anyone have any ideas other than using my power-washer?
It happens to the best of us, Backstreet. I'd suggest plenty of soap and water and you should be good as new in a couple of days. Glad to hear you had a nice time at BenGees.
Tubby Labella

Gouverneur, NY

#4 Dec 11, 2012
I got brown-dicked once in the mens room at Burrito Jonz.Never did get the damn stains off my favorite white khakis.
ROTFLMMFAO

Hamilton, NY

#5 Dec 11, 2012
yes thats way too familiar to me, when i was in college i borrowed my dads minivan and was nailing this bosnian girl in the pooper and railing it good and all of the sudden she crapped all over the friggin place it was like nothing i ever smelled before and i almost puked driving home, we told my dad that we brought her dog for a walk and he ran through a farmers feild !
Big Fat Tony

United States

#6 Dec 11, 2012
BenGees smells like pickled eggs and shitt!!!
Scratch and Sniff

Herkimer, NY

#7 Dec 11, 2012
Back Door Man wrote:
So I picked up this chick at Benjees and brought her back to my place for a little "hide the salami" action. Unbeknowest to me, she had spent the afternoon at Taco Bell chowing down Dorrito Burritos. After 10 minutes of serious butt-plunging, I started hearing some rumbling, then before I could pull out, I was hit with a brown tsunami! My sheets and wall are a mess, and worst of all, I cant get the brown stain off my pecker!. Anyone have any ideas other than using my power-washer?
Try using a stain remover they use them on the floors in utica or mvcc colleges to strip them clean. Other than that your on your own. Advice women that take it in the butt usaully cant feel you in the gutt. So its like me voting for Obama because the cool click thinks its cool. And the slobby girls that love anal to be cool with the geeks in school. its true its on the website of whoppi gold berg
Joe p NOOOOOO

Herkimer, NY

#8 Dec 11, 2012
I work for trades
Sarge

Watertown, MA

#10 Dec 12, 2012
Back Door Man wrote:
Did I mention the girl was my sister?
hope your mom looked the other way when you got sprayed.
yes the garramones

Hamilton, NY

#11 Dec 12, 2012
from underage kids
Lingus

Gouverneur, NY

#12 Dec 16, 2012
thats much better than the time I got brown-tongued. I can still taste it.

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