Elvis Presley To Coach ND, Proctor An...

Elvis Presley To Coach ND, Proctor And RFA Football Simultaneously

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Col Tom Parker

Utica, NY

#1 Feb 6, 2014
Bismarck, ND (Wire Reports)- Elvis Presley has come out of retirement once and for all to simultaneously take the helm of three local high school football programs in dire need of direction. The King, who's been living a reclusive existence in a log cabin outside Bismarck, ND, finally broke his decades-long silence amid swirling controversy regarding his posthumous whereabouts and status since 1977 to make the announcement aimed at taking these programs back down a championship road.

New Hartford, NY

#3 Feb 7, 2014
I knew it !!
I told you he was ALIVE !!

Ardsley, NY

#4 Feb 7, 2014
I have to say that the clown show that is ND, Proctor and RFA football would be more entertaining if Elvis Resurrected was coaching those teams. Maybe if they combined schools they could beat Whitesboro
ND Alum 93

Buffalo, NY

#5 Feb 7, 2014
When are they going to name the new coach seriously?

East Hartford, CT

#6 Feb 7, 2014
No worthy coach would take over the sinking ship that is nd
Booker T Washington

Utica, NY

#8 Feb 7, 2014
ND Alum 93 wrote:
When are they going to name the new coach seriously?
That's what we'd all like to know!
The Shizz

Utica, NY

#9 Sep 17, 2014
So, how's Elvis doing at these places so far???

Utica, NY

#10 Sep 20, 2014
notre dame is doing fine with a very good new coach ...maybe that means the king will have more time for the other schools

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