Why are Italians all 5' 7"

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Penfield, NY

#1 Apr 4, 2013
Just asking.

New Hartford, NY

#2 Apr 4, 2013
Im not 5'7. Im 5'4. So not All Italians are 5'7.

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Since: Dec 12

New Hartford, NY

#3 Apr 4, 2013
I'm Italian. I am 5'10.
Are you wrong about other things too Tyler?

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Since: Jul 12

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Apr 4, 2013
I'm Italian and I'm 6 feet. That's 0 for 3
tony bag of donuts

Liverpool, NY

#5 Apr 4, 2013
its all in our pants thats why so stick to busting the darkies balls or you will get an ice pick in your neck f face
Bigger question

Utica, NY

#6 Apr 4, 2013
why are so many gays Italian?

Utica, NY

#7 Apr 4, 2013
Tyler wrote:
Just asking.
Not true. Some Italyans are short.
Italian babes

Utica, NY

#8 Apr 4, 2013
Italian girls have the sexiest feet ever. I love how they are tan with pretty polish. Makes me want to cream in my pants!

West Hartford, CT

#9 Apr 4, 2013
bro wrote:
<quoted text>
Not true. Some Italyans are short.
What are you, an Irishyan? Iranyan? Germyan? Just curious. By the way, I'm Italian and I'm 6'1".
aglia e olio

Utica, NY

#10 Apr 4, 2013
6'5" here

Danielson, CT

#11 Apr 4, 2013
aglia e olio wrote:
6'5" here
Yum yum
Long John

Cortland, NY

#12 Apr 4, 2013
I'M 7'2"! AND I'M LONG BELOW!!(size 18 shoe I you know what I mean!)

Utica, NY

#13 Apr 4, 2013
Tyler wrote:
Just asking.
I'm 5'7" Italian girl and am quite happy with that!
Why do you ask?
Italian Stallione

Utica, NY

#14 Apr 5, 2013
I'm 6'2
Lard Ass

Camillus, NY

#15 Apr 6, 2013
I'm Italian and am a squatty little rollie-pollie little fat face girl. What's a matter for you?

Lowell, MA

#16 Apr 6, 2013
Lard Ass wrote:
I'm Italian and am a squatty little rollie-pollie little fat face girl. What's a matter for you?
It still beats being a red faced, squatty, sloppy Irish girl.

Syracuse, NY

#17 Apr 6, 2013
I'm Italian and Im 5'61/2" and it comes in handy when I give bj's at OTB

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

Rochester, NY

#18 Apr 6, 2013
Italian girls are cute until they hit 21.After that it is all crows feet,thick thighs,and facial hair.

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