Innocent bystander pissed:
Bystander: why are u posting my pic on the news?
Bystander: I'm the other guy in the pic you moron! I didn't steal no credit card u idiot!
Allison: Uh, really?
Bystander: how come u didn't tell viewers who the suspect is you idiot?!
Allison: Uh, we didn't think of that.
Bystander: my mother just called. She told me to turn myself in! My old man wants to beat my asz!
Allison: uh, sorry sir.
Bystander: I'm going to get fired from my job!
Allison: sorr sir, gotta go now!