Worst Pickup Line You've Heard game

Worst Pickup Line You've Heard game

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Game Master

Rochester, NY

#1 Apr 6, 2012
We need to lighten things up a bit for this weekend.
SO let's play a game. What's the worst or corniest pickup line you have heard or even used? Please just submit one at a time.

Wow, someone better call Heaven, cuz they are missing an Angel.

Level 4

Since: Jun 11

Utica, NY

#2 Apr 6, 2012
excuse me, Would you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?....enough to break the ice, Hi my name is corny
Utica Viscount

Utica, NY

#3 Apr 6, 2012
"I went to school in Utica"
Wanna Play Carnival

Herkimer, NY

#4 Apr 6, 2012
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!
WorkingStiff

Herkimer, NY

#5 Apr 6, 2012
Does this napkin smell like chloryform? Whattya say we get a pizza and fuck.What,you don't like pizza!? whattya say we play a game I like to call"parking meter".That's where I violate you till the cops show up. MAN:"You must suck a really good dick". WOMAN:"Why do you say that?" MAN:"Cause you're really f*ckin ugly."

Level 4

Since: Jun 11

Utica, NY

#6 Apr 7, 2012
Is there a modeling show in town?
Mayhem Like Me

Rochester, NY

#7 Apr 7, 2012
I seem to have lost my phone number, mind if I borrow yours?

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I'll bet most of these lines are heard at Varick St bars and Cavallos.

“America: Pussified?”

Level 3

Since: Nov 08

Stittville

#8 Apr 7, 2012
"if you were a tree and i were a squirrel could i bust my nut in your hole"
here is one

AOL

#10 Apr 7, 2012
I knew you didn't like [email protected], you didn't like men! Said by a pervert 20 years older ready for the boneyard! A filthy pig who degrades women and can't hold a marriage together and should be excumminicated from the Catholic church. I hope that first wife hangs him if his son ever goes down due to the father's illegal tricks! I once thought the first wife was wrong when he explained what why the son left, but upon more understanding, that first wife was right! I hope she kills him if that son ever hangs for the stunts his father has pulled!
NH PeeDee

Ithaca, NY

#11 Apr 7, 2012
"Hi, My name's David Roefaro. I used to be the Mayor of Utica"
red neck

New York, NY

#12 Apr 7, 2012
"You're perrtier than a new set of snow tires"

Level 4

Since: Jun 11

Utica, NY

#13 Apr 7, 2012
here is one wrote:
I knew you didn't like [email protected], you didn't like men! Said by a pervert 20 years older ready for the boneyard! A filthy pig who degrades women and can't hold a marriage together and should be excumminicated from the Catholic church. I hope that first wife hangs him if his son ever goes down due to the father's illegal tricks! I once thought the first wife was wrong when he explained what why the son left, but upon more understanding, that first wife was right! I hope she kills him if that son ever hangs for the stunts his father has pulled!
What kind of pick up line is that?
Mayhem Like Me

Rochester, NY

#14 Apr 7, 2012
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
lounge lizard

United States

#15 Apr 7, 2012
Great legs. What time do they open?
Topic Sez

Lowville, NY

#16 Apr 7, 2012
I read your response on Topix. You sound so sexy.
true funny story

Waterville, NY

#17 Apr 7, 2012
Hi my name is Sal. What do you mean you don't know who I am? I own the Chesterfields. What, you're from New Hartford and never herd of da Chesterfields? How could dat b? I thought everyone knew who I wuz.
Creme Bomb

United States

#18 Apr 8, 2012
Are you from another planet? Cause your ass is out of this world.
freckels

Sherburne, NY

#19 Apr 8, 2012
"You better get a lifeguard here now so you don't drown in my deep blue eyes" !! or "Request a search party cause I think you're lost in my eyes"!!
freckels

Sherburne, NY

#20 Apr 8, 2012
"YOU MUST BE VERY TIRED CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING THRU MY MIND"!
freckels

Sherburne, NY

#21 Apr 8, 2012
And I wonder why I can't get any dates!

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