Utica cowboy

Ilion, NY

#2 Jun 15, 2014
The bands were top notch. I really liked Thompson Square !
Urban Cowboy

Ilion, NY

#3 Jun 15, 2014
Also a lot of HOT country girls !!!!!!
cool

Utica, NY

#4 Jun 15, 2014
Nothing but a bunch of drunk rednecks there
Utica Positivity Brigade

Utica, NY

#5 Jun 15, 2014
I never understood what the Mohawk Valley thought of as "hot" women. Usually it was someone that was very "mommish", someone that was kind of out-of-shape (flabby arms, paunch protruding through tank top, etc but weighing at most 200 pounds), or a thin woman (sometimes looking malnourished) but with a really weird face (bad teeth, no make up, odd facial features, unhealthy hair, etc).

Although a desperate Utican could find them "attractive," I would NOT label them as "hot."

I found some albums and pictures of the Frogfest crowd via Google and I wasn't impressed. Glad I'd missed it.
pathetic

Utica, NY

#6 Jun 16, 2014
Utica Positivity Brigade wrote:
I never understood what the Mohawk Valley thought of as "hot" women. Usually it was someone that was very "mommish", someone that was kind of out-of-shape (flabby arms, paunch protruding through tank top, etc but weighing at most 200 pounds), or a thin woman (sometimes looking malnourished) but with a really weird face (bad teeth, no make up, odd facial features, unhealthy hair, etc).
Although a desperate Utican could find them "attractive," I would NOT label them as "hot."
I found some albums and pictures of the Frogfest crowd via Google and I wasn't impressed. Glad I'd missed it.
Here he is, hates everything Utica but looking for pictures from Frogfest. The obsession with Utica is unreal...
Utica Positivity Brigade

Utica, NY

#7 Jun 16, 2014
pathetic wrote:
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Here he is, hates everything Utica but looking for pictures from Frogfest. The obsession with Utica is unreal...
The "Urban Cowboy" said that there were "a lot of hot country girls." So (duh) I was going to look for pictures to see them. And obviously I was disappointed.

Usually promo shots like with Saranac Thursdays the OD picks out the shots with the most attractive women in them. However for Frogfest there are only a handful of explanations:

1: Photographer for Frogfest purposely avoided the "hot country girls"
2: There weren't any there to photograph.
3: The region has a strange idea of what a "hot girl" looks like.

Besides, it only takes about 10 seconds to do a Google Image Search for Frogfest crowd shots.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#8 Jun 16, 2014
Utica Positivity Brigade wrote:
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The "Urban Cowboy" said that there were "a lot of hot country girls." So (duh) I was going to look for pictures to see them. And obviously I was disappointed.
Usually promo shots like with Saranac Thursdays the OD picks out the shots with the most attractive women in them. However for Frogfest there are only a handful of explanations:
1: Photographer for Frogfest purposely avoided the "hot country girls"
2: There weren't any there to photograph.
3: The region has a strange idea of what a "hot girl" looks like.
Besides, it only takes about 10 seconds to do a Google Image Search for Frogfest crowd shots.
"Hot girls" as defined in that region are the cows those guys had sex with.
Utica Positivity Brigade

Utica, NY

#9 Jun 20, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
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"Hot girls" as defined in that region are the cows those guys had sex with.
That explains a LOT.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#10 Jun 20, 2014
Utica Positivity Brigade wrote:
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That explains a LOT.
It explains everything.
Huh

Syracuse, NY

#11 Jun 21, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
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"Hot girls" as defined in that region are the cows those guys had sex with.
You should know. You seem udderly exhausted with all your intellectual gushing. You're just ticked because even the truck stop trolls won't touch you ULR.
hired hand

Utica, NY

#12 Jun 21, 2014
There are lots of utterly gorgeous girls that live in the country !

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#13 Jun 21, 2014
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>You should know. You seem udderly exhausted with all your intellectual gushing. You're just ticked because even the truck stop trolls won't touch you ULR.
Great comment. I'm glad to know that you frequent truck stops.
Who

Syracuse, NY

#14 Jun 22, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
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Great comment. I'm glad to know that you frequent truck stops.
No as much as you digitally frequent your own sphincter.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#15 Jun 22, 2014
Who wrote:
<quoted text>No as much as you digitally frequent your own sphincter.
"Digitally frequent my own sphincter"? Yes that makes a lot of sense.
Utica Positivity Brigade

Utica, NY

#16 Jun 22, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
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"Digitally frequent my own sphincter"? Yes that makes a lot of sense.
I think he means that you actually wipe your butt after you use the bathroom. With a tissue.

And apparently this person doesn't.
Utica Positivity Brigade

Utica, NY

#17 Jun 22, 2014
hired hand wrote:
There are lots of utterly gorgeous girls that live in the country !
I'm not disputing that. I'm disputing the usage of the term "hot" when used in the Mohawk Valley area.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#18 Jun 22, 2014
Utica Positivity Brigade wrote:
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I think he means that you actually wipe your butt after you use the bathroom. With a tissue.
And apparently this person doesn't.
Oh got it. Makes sense. Lol!

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