Best guitarist to come out of Utica...
The Jape

United States

#61 Jul 14, 2013
I get it wrote:
<quoted text>
I understand your jealousy; he has far surpassed anything you could have accomplished in your own life.
I understand that not everyone has the same tastes in music, and therefore may not agree on who is "the best".
What I just don't get is why you waste your pathetic life attempting to convince the many that appreciate his music, that he is not great.
Seek Help!
No actually, retard, my uncles are both very well known musicians with over 30yrs of smash hits, smash sold out tours, gold records and world tours including one last year. One plays guitar and is so well known you simply wouldn't believe it. Real ones not imaginary Joe tours. Sorry, but it happens, and not all of us brag or even mention it except to friends who know already.
I have seen up close and personal what the life does to family and wouldn't care to live the carny life, not for the money my uncles make and CERTAINLY not for the low pay Joe gets. I make money thanks.
That's also how I know Joe is disliked because of the turnoff attitudes associated with him, like yours... he's lame and a nobody. Got it? Now maybe you understand how pathetic he looks with all this BS.
Lebenese Tortoise

United States

#62 Jul 14, 2013
I think the issue with Joe The Chin Bonnamasshole is that he's an arrogant sack of goo. He plays music store riffs and has NO songs. NONE. People validate their OWN self worth by attaching themselves, somehow, to him. It's kinda sad, actually. He's OK at boring blues bullshizz - but he ain't do anything that other people before him hasn't done. Refried Reheated Recycled Rudimentary Rifffage. That's all he does.
cmon

New York, NY

#65 Jul 14, 2013
old timer wrote:
<quoted text>Let me know when Joe B arranges and conducts for Lou Rawls
seeing that Lou is dead that won't likely be anytime soon. And, Joe likely won't play with Tony Orlando and Dawn either.

I thought this was about the best guitarist to come out of Utica.

???
Proud of ignorance

Hialeah, FL

#67 Jul 14, 2013
I think he's as good as the next blues guy but that's not relevant in todays music. Joe's arrogance and endless humping the dead clapton leg like anyone really thinks he's better than EC is what makes him repellant to me. He's from CNY home of the braggart over embellishment people. It's in their genetics having to lie, overstate and brag brag brag about a pennyanny 3rd rate act who never sold 10k tix on his own merit. That's why these stupid threads annoy people so much because time didn't work out for JB and people who know fame and other performers just don't act so obvious about it if they got it.
Gateway To The ADX LOL

Gouverneur, NY

#68 Jul 14, 2013
Proud of ignorance wrote:
I think he's as good as the next blues guy but that's not relevant in todays music. Joe's arrogance and endless humping the dead clapton leg like anyone really thinks he's better than EC is what makes him repellant to me. He's from CNY home of the braggart over embellishment people. It's in their genetics having to lie, overstate and brag brag brag about a pennyanny 3rd rate act who never sold 10k tix on his own merit. That's why these stupid threads annoy people so much because time didn't work out for JB and people who know fame and other performers just don't act so obvious about it if they got it.
Cretin your breadth of expertise and hatred never ceases to amaze me! Your manwhole never ceases to excite me! I am one lucky fat rashy basterd to have you humping my rump every night! Now get home from the Fort and jump on my azzzzwhole!

Can't wait,
Cliffy
Selly

Hialeah, FL

#69 Jul 14, 2013
Gateway To The ADX LOL wrote:
<quoted text>
Cretin your breadth of expertise and hatred never ceases to amaze me! Your manwhole never ceases to excite me! I am one lucky fat rashy basterd to have you humping my rump every night! Now get home from the Fort and jump on my azzzzwhole!
Can't wait,
Cliffy
Your mother must be a real no class piece of human shyt for allowing you to grow up so sexually frustrated and needy.

You all deserve eachother!
Road Eye

United States

#70 Jul 14, 2013
And don't think that JB ain't reading this stuff, he IS. He knows he's a tool, too.
old timer

Ithaca, NY

#72 Jul 14, 2013
cmon wrote:
<quoted text>
seeing that Lou is dead that won't likely be anytime soon. And, Joe likely won't play with Tony Orlando and Dawn either.
I thought this was about the best guitarist to come out of Utica.
???
I was talking about Carmen Carmonica who wrote and arranged for Lou Rawls.
big pete

New Hartford, NY

#73 Jul 14, 2013
mark worchewski
cmon

New York, NY

#74 Jul 14, 2013
old timer wrote:
<quoted text>I was talking about Carmen Carmonica who wrote and arranged for Lou Rawls.
Yes, I understood what you were talking about.???

At least spell the poor chaps name correctly, it's Caramanica.

I thought old timers were sticklers for that type of thing? I've been around the CNY rock scene since '71. Does that make me an old timer? Or just a douche bag. I couldn't care less.
Bob

Herkimer, NY

#75 Jul 14, 2013
If I were joe b guitarist I'd be romping ever girl out there after each gig. I never see him with babes but do see pics of him with dudes quit a bit . Even gene Simmons got babes with his look.
Gateway To The ADX LOL

Gouverneur, NY

#76 Jul 14, 2013
Selly wrote:
<quoted text>Your mother must be a real no class piece of human shyt for allowing you to grow up so sexually frustrated and needy.
You all deserve eachother!
Cretin you are priceless! What a funny post! Brilliant! My moist leaking bungwhole is waiting for those ruby red lips of yours!

Waiting for you,
Cliffy
Bob

Gouverneur, NY

#78 Jul 14, 2013
Nah I'm just a jealous local wannabe that can't compete
Scott

Gouverneur, NY

#80 Jul 14, 2013
Acquaviva is the best guitarist this area has ever seen. Nobody can compete with him .
Says it all

Hialeah, FL

#81 Jul 14, 2013
Shackleferd wrote:
<quoted text>
Joe is just toooooo FUGLY to get chicks. Plain and simple. He got that Leno chin, muhfugga looks like a GOT DAYUM shovel faced sack of Chicken McNuggets.
Seen him when he was like 12 and his old man, Lyin' Lennski was screaming for Joe to use his wah-wah pedal. It was painful how the old man was such a stage dad.
Anywho, maybe Joe is into dudes - not that there's anything wrong with that....
His time may be fading, I just heard from a buddy that Joe is booked to play a WOUR night at Snapperhead's in Herkimer. The cover is $4.00.
This post simply and concisely says it all about Joe Bonamassa. Joe would have done great in the early 60s.
The whole ridiculous "Blues Man" tripe is so embarassing. You can TELL it's his dad up here who starts these ridiculous posts every 6 mos or so.
I get it

Herkimer, NY

#82 Jul 15, 2013
The Jape wrote:
<quoted text>No actually, retard, my uncles are both very well known musicians with over 30yrs of smash hits, smash sold out tours, gold records and world tours including one last year. One plays guitar and is so well known you simply wouldn't believe it. Real ones not imaginary Joe tours. Sorry, but it happens, and not all of us brag or even mention it except to friends who know already.
I have seen up close and personal what the life does to family and wouldn't care to live the carny life, not for the money my uncles make and CERTAINLY not for the low pay Joe gets. I make money thanks.
That's also how I know Joe is disliked because of the turnoff attitudes associated with him, like yours... he's lame and a nobody. Got it? Now maybe you understand how pathetic he looks with all this BS.
Actually, compared to you, I would be considered an intellectual. So, it really doesn't matter if your 'uncles' are Don and Phil Everly; it can't take away from Bonamassa's many accomplishments including: bluesman of the year about a dozen times.
Your therapist can help you to get passed your inadequecies, but I am afraid he/she can never make you develop an appreciation for the finer things in life.
Those are reserved for those of us who can afford and savor them; not for the dregs of society such as you have proven to be:)
WDFA

Hialeah, FL

#83 Jul 15, 2013
I get it wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually, compared to you, I would be considered an intellectual. So, it really doesn't matter if your 'uncles' are Don and Phil Everly; it can't take away from Bonamassa's many accomplishments including: bluesman of the year about a dozen times.
Your therapist can help you to get passed your inadequecies, but I am afraid he/she can never make you develop an appreciation for the finer things in life.
Those are reserved for those of us who can afford and savor them; not for the dregs of society such as you have proven to be:)
" Don and Phil Everly"? LMAO! Thanks for the laugh kid.

This guy's stage dad kills his "career".

$4 a show sounds about Joe's speed. Now go work on your inadequate spelling of "inadequacies" there Mr. "Intellectual".
impulsze

Newington, CT

#84 Jul 15, 2013
Paul Angerosa-Frogs. Watched him play slide with a Miller pony bottle once. I became a believer.
Gateway To The ADX LOL

Gouverneur, NY

#85 Jul 15, 2013
WDFA wrote:
<quoted text>" Don and Phil Everly"? LMAO! Thanks for the laugh kid.
This guy's stage dad kills his "career".
$4 a show sounds about Joe's speed. Now go work on your inadequate spelling of "inadequacies" there Mr. "Intellectual".
WDFA!!! Those stoooopid Ooootiicans will never get it! When you correct their spelling it gives me buttt juice! Come get you some Cretin!

Cliffy
I get it

Herkimer, NY

#86 Jul 15, 2013
WDFA wrote:
<quoted text>" Don and Phil Everly"? LMAO! Thanks for the laugh kid.
This guy's stage dad kills his "career".
$4 a show sounds about Joe's speed. Now go work on your inadequate spelling of "inadequacies" there Mr. "Intellectual".
Must have been a typo. I would never misspell inadakwasies.

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