Best guitarist to come out of Utica...
Rick

Holland Patent, NY

#201 Jul 25, 2013
The best guitarist is Tony Touris. Cuz he and this chick were making out at Colemans.. and like she had some kind of heart attack ya know? It didn't end well, she didn't make it... So he wrote a song about it called "Don't grow up too fast" and it said "make the night last forever" cool hey? But you know, they say ever since Erie Boulevard has been haunted
the horse marine

Albany, NY

#202 Jul 26, 2013
Must Agree wrote:
<quoted text> Hillbilly? You do not even know me dick face so shut it. That's my boy he was speaking of dbag.
Correct, I mean hillbilly. Everyone living in West Virginia has no teeth, is married to a cousin, is ignorant, bathes once a month, except in the winter. How dare you sass a New Yorker. Plus, your son can not play a lick.
Must Agree

United States

#203 Jul 26, 2013
the horse marine wrote:
<quoted text>Correct, I mean hillbilly. Everyone living in West Virginia has no teeth, is married to a cousin, is ignorant, bathes once a month, except in the winter. How dare you sass a New Yorker. Plus, your son can not play a lick.
He isn't my son dumbass. I was born and raised in New York you retard. Man you Uticans get slower by the minute.
the horse marine

Albany, NY

#204 Jul 26, 2013
Must Agree wrote:
<quoted text> He isn't my son dumbass. I was born and raised in New York you retard. Man you Uticans get slower by the minute.
Your mother is calling you to dinner, pipsqueak.
Dean

Syracuse, NY

#205 Jul 26, 2013
Utica natives are stupid.
Must Agree

New York, NY

#206 Jul 27, 2013
Dean wrote:
Utica natives are stupid.
Yes they are. They like to talk a lot of shyt through a computer too. But like the kid said it's the Utican style whatever that means. He is gonna call someone a pipsqueak that he doesn't even know lol. Pure Utican ignorance right there.
nancy rae

Herkimer, NY

#207 Jul 28, 2013
Fred wrote:
I think Joe Bozohead is terribly boring and not worth bothering with. To put it simple terms, he sucks.
And yet here you are, proffering your opinion, as worthless as it is.
splatt spratt

Palmyra, NY

#208 Jul 28, 2013
John Spratt was the best there ever was!
rte 49

United States

#209 Jul 28, 2013
It's got to be Taco Tony Torres! I heard he was getting head at Coleman's one night and when he came, he blew a HOLE in the chick's throat!!
Fred Gillen Jr

United States

#210 Jul 28, 2013
I was playing at South by Southwest in Texas and a girl threw up! So, I am pretty powerful too. I play guitar in such a fiercely sexual way that my wife couldn't deal with it and she left me for a BOCES instructor. I am a powerful musician.
Must Agree

Martinsburg, WV

#211 Jul 28, 2013
Fred Gillen Jr wrote:
I was playing at South by Southwest in Texas and a girl threw up! So, I am pretty powerful too. I play guitar in such a fiercely sexual way that my wife couldn't deal with it and she left me for a BOCES instructor. I am a powerful musician.
Now that's a man with a sense of humor. Funny stuff.
Fred Gillen Jr

United States

#212 Jul 28, 2013
It's actually true.
Crossroads

Syracuse, NY

#213 Jul 28, 2013
Best-ever Utica guitarist? Pete Macri.
Peter

Syracuse, NY

#214 Jul 28, 2013
Its safe to assume that Joe Bozo is not on the short list. Maybe he could top the list of the worst to ever play outside of Utica. Way too over-rated and hardly talented.
Really

Herkimer, NY

#217 Aug 6, 2013
Heather knows wrote:
<quoted text>Funny you only read about this clowner on topix and in obscure "music reviews" rags.
Elevate your reading material. If topix is your barometer (mentioned first) then your opinion is not even relevant.
Vetted

United States

#218 Aug 6, 2013
Bonamassa is like that guy who sings and sounds exactly like Springsteen but not quite. His songs are almost just like Springsteen but not quite. Like jb he was destined to ride the coat tails an unknown, 30 years too late. With an obnoxious stage dad. I'm sure his fans and wacky family members insist everyone who denies his "greatness" and low attendance and rating are uneducated and attack them too. Funny I turn on TV and see all these famous people on Leno and Letterman and doing stuff but you gotta look for public access tv to find the peak of jbs invisible career.
sad

Herkimer, NY

#219 Aug 6, 2013
Vetted wrote:
Bonamassa is like that guy who sings and sounds exactly like Springsteen but not quite. His songs are almost just like Springsteen but not quite. Like jb he was destined to ride the coat tails an unknown, 30 years too late. With an obnoxious stage dad. I'm sure his fans and wacky family members insist everyone who denies his "greatness" and low attendance and rating are uneducated and attack them too. Funny I turn on TV and see all these famous people on Leno and Letterman and doing stuff but you gotta look for public access tv to find the peak of jbs invisible career.
Jealousy will eat you up. Bonamossa is, and has been on the top of his craft for years. All the trades rave about him and he plays to sold out venues world-wide. And you.......have done what with your pathetic life?
Bill

Syracuse, NY

#220 Aug 6, 2013
sad wrote:
<quoted text>
Jealousy will eat you up. Bonamossa is, and has been on the top of his craft for years. All the trades rave about him and he plays to sold out venues world-wide. And you.......have done what with your pathetic life?
So who is this guy? Strange that I have never heard of him. If he's famous, I should already know who he is. Most likely some obscure local guy with a loyal local following. I doubt he's anyone too famous.
maube

Herkimer, NY

#221 Aug 6, 2013
Bill wrote:
<quoted text>So who is this guy? Strange that I have never heard of him. If he's famous, I should already know who he is. Most likely some obscure local guy with a loyal local following. I doubt he's anyone too famous.
You are so out of the loop. Hard to know anything; coming out of your hovel.
The usual

United States

#222 Aug 6, 2013
Yup. Typical reply from the Bonamassa fam. Attack attack attack. The usual.

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