So you say that marriage is between ...

So you say that marriage is between two people?

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Tony

Ithaca, NY

#1 Jun 23, 2014
Oh, Ok, so I'm 53 years old and I want to marry the 8 year old next door.
Greg

Ithaca, NY

#2 Jun 23, 2014
But I want 3 wives. What's wrong with that? I'm gonna cry until I get my way!
Joey

Ithaca, NY

#3 Jun 23, 2014
I want to marry my mother. She seems so lonely after my father passed away. Make sure you don't judge me. As long as we are happy.
throatriggie

Whitesboro, NY

#4 Jun 23, 2014
Be like riggie, and be all about fudge.
Toby

Rochester, NY

#5 Jun 23, 2014
I have 2 dads, I think?..but one of them dresses like a female, should I start calling him Mom? I'm so confused.
Tracey

Rochester, NY

#6 Jun 23, 2014
I have 2 Moms, I think. but one of them dresses like a male. Should I start calling her Dad, I'm so confused.
John

Rochester, NY

#7 Jun 23, 2014
I choose to be gay and I choose to smoke pot....can't wait to see what's next?
lisa

Rochester, NY

#8 Jun 24, 2014
I decided to be gay and now I decided I want children, did anyone come up with a way to do that yet? Is it possible?
Lori

Rochester, NY

#9 Jun 24, 2014
Sorry, you need one male and one female for that. NO way around that one. NO crying or change of laws can help you with that.
lisa wrote:
I decided to be gay and now I decided I want children, did anyone come up with a way to do that yet? Is it possible?
Butch

Rochester, NY

#10 Jun 24, 2014
Oh come on its just not fair, I'm gay and I demand children. There's got to be a away cuz our love making is so natural and normal.
Jacob

Rochester, NY

#11 Jun 24, 2014
I'm going to demand a law be made. heterosexual couples must give their second born child away to a gay couple.
Komrad Koumo

Clark Mills, NY

#12 Jun 24, 2014
I decided to be a communist moron..whats wrong with that
Lori

Rochester, NY

#13 Jun 24, 2014
The new rule is as long as you're happy its fine. And absolutely no one is allowed to judge.
Komrad Koumo wrote:
I decided to be a communist moron..whats wrong with that
Joey

Ithaca, NY

#14 Jun 24, 2014
So does that mean it's ok to marry my dog? It would make us both very happy. Also, I want my medical to cover his medical.
Komrad Koumo

Clark Mills, NY

#15 Jun 24, 2014
Joey wrote:
So does that mean it's ok to marry my dog? It would make us both very happy. Also, I want my medical to cover his medical.
Weeeeeeeeeeee, sounds like a great idea as long as you get my nys permit (for a nominal fee of course)

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