Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#51 Mar 18, 2013
Bummed wrote:
I've been trying to make reservations for weeks they are all booked up till March 2014 That place is a hot spot!! What a total bummer that is usually our hot spot. Best kept resort in central New York . Love love the tropical scenery Oh well what's to do I am however on a cancelation list
Lol
A Plus Rate

Romania

#52 Mar 19, 2013
Came across the website on the Internet. I was in much need of a vacation and the site had all I could ever want at the fabulous exotic resort.

Well last night was my first night there and after taking a dip in the pool to the sound of song birds chirping at a far I did a little fly fishing on the river abutting the rolling effervescent retreat and caught a prize trout. After that I was greeted in the main hall with a brunch buffet setting that to say the least would put the Ritz-Carlton to absolute shame.

After indulging in passion fruits, endangered specied quall eggs topped with beluga caviar, cheeses that would cause the Prince of Qatar to cream in his pants. I finished with a delightful sautéed Pinta Island Tortoise (thought to be extinct as of last year.....good find Kenny) sliced super thin and accompanied by shredded Bald Eagle drizzled with a rich succulent bearnaise sauce. To die for.

Immediately after the meal a thoughtful resort employee named Mark offered to run my socks through the wash and then have them pressed.

I'm loving my stay so far!
Utica34 wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol
Bummed

Danielson, CT

#54 Mar 19, 2013
A Plus Rate wrote:
<quoted text>Came across the website on the Internet. I was in much need of a vacation and the site had all I could ever want at the fabulous exotic resort.

Well last night was my first night there and after taking a dip in the pool to the sound of song birds chirping at a far I did a little fly fishing on the river abutting the rolling effervescent retreat and caught a prize trout. After that I was greeted in the main hall with a brunch buffet setting that to say the least would put the Ritz-Carlton to absolute shame.

After indulging in passion fruits, endangered specied quall eggs topped with beluga caviar, cheeses that would cause the Prince of Qatar to cream in his pants. I finished with a delightful sautéed Pinta Island Tortoise (thought to be extinct as of last year.....good find Kenny) sliced super thin and accompanied by shredded Bald Eagle drizzled with a rich succulent bearnaise sauce. To die for.

Immediately after the meal a thoughtful resort employee named Mark offered to run my socks through the wash and then have them pressed.

I'm loving my stay so far!
Oh you Just made me so jealous. I believe the food there is phenomenal. You just saddened me. I can't get a room there for a year. How long in advance did you book? I booked Up until 2020 ! The tropical scenery is the best . I've traveled all over the world, France, Italy, Fiji , Hawaii Most Virgin Islands BUT The service and beauty you receive there is like non other. I am happy you enjoyed I will await impatiently for my next stay. Thanks for making the anticipation even more overwhelming! You were 110% accurate in saying No comparison to the Ritz Carlton! Ritz Carlton is dirty and worn down!

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#55 Mar 19, 2013
I I really enjoy the personal one on one service I receive here.
So True

New Hartford, NY

#56 Mar 19, 2013
Please stop! If I hear Creepy Kenny come up to me again and cry how people are talking about him on topix, I'm gonna lose it. Then again, he only comes up to me to stare at my girl friend!
Where He Belongs

Utica, NY

#57 Mar 19, 2013
Cokehead Kenny needs to relax then. This is the most publicity he has ever had!
Bummed

Herkimer, NY

#58 Mar 19, 2013
Where He Belongs wrote:
Cokehead Kenny needs to relax then. This is the most publicity he has ever had!
I bet he's has been overbooked because of all the publicity! Kenny!!!! I love your tropical paradise! Your the man Kenny.

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#59 Mar 19, 2013
I think someone should call the hotel and ask for one of the rooms near the pool that shows on their website.
Scent of a woman

Danielson, CT

#60 Mar 19, 2013
Utica34 wrote:
I think someone should call the hotel and ask for one of the rooms near the pool that shows on their website.
Lmao He's so dumb!

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#61 Mar 19, 2013
Scent of a woman wrote:
<quoted text>
Lmao He's so dumb!
I'm actually calling right now. Lol

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#62 Mar 19, 2013
Scent of a woman wrote:
<quoted text>
Lmao He's so dumb!
So I called from my work phone which shows a restricted number. The first thing he told me was to call back at 730 so he can check availability. Lol. The number on the website is his cell phone and he was at the store. Lol I asked about the hotel and he said the pictures were put up by yellow book since he didnt send any in...he also asked if I had any pets because the last time someone had a dog it chewed up one of the rooms! Lol. He also commented on the pools and said they wouldn't be worth it because they would cost $20,000 with insurance and life guards. Lol

I asked for a room not this weekend but next weekend and he said he needed to check availability. That was the part I almost it. Rofl!
Scent of a woman

Danielson, CT

#63 Mar 19, 2013
Utica34 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm actually calling right now. Lol
Get adjoining rooms, by the pool. See if we can get dinner reservations too
dishonest businessman

Syracuse, NY

#64 Mar 19, 2013
If Kenny was on the up and up he wouldn't have people badmouthing him on Topix. He will never change !

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#65 Mar 19, 2013
He also made me feel privelaged because he said he normally doesn't take calls from restricted numbers! Lol
Scent of a woman

Danielson, CT

#66 Mar 19, 2013
Utica34 wrote:
He also made me feel privelaged because he said he normally doesn't take calls from restricted numbers! Lol
Yay!!! Today Is your lucky day. I almost wet my pants reading about the dog.( closing my eyes real tight to refrain from laughing) A tropical paradise right here in central NewYork. Thank you for the laugh. I'm calling at 730 I will see if he can accommodate me.

Level 4

Since: Feb 13

Schenectady, NY

#67 Mar 19, 2013
Scent of a woman wrote:
<quoted text>
Yay!!! Today Is your lucky day. I almost wet my pants reading about the dog.( closing my eyes real tight to refrain from laughing) A tropical paradise right here in central NewYork. Thank you for the laugh. I'm calling at 730 I will see if he can accommodate me.
If you call at 730 and I call at 730 he might have a mental breakdown. Two people calling for rooms at the same time! Lol
Scent of a woman

Danielson, CT

#68 Mar 19, 2013
Utica34 wrote:
<quoted text>If you call at 730 and I call at 730 he might have a mental breakdown. Two people calling for rooms at the same time! Lol
Adjoining to boot ... Whoooo whoooo
metrosexual

Syracuse, NY

#69 Mar 19, 2013
What's Kenny running a brothel ?
My two cents

Utica, NY

#70 Mar 19, 2013
Leave the guy alone. He marches to his own drummer but he's not a mean person. And take the website as it is, FUNNY! I am sure he's not trying to dupe anyone.
Scent of a woman

Danielson, CT

#71 Mar 19, 2013
My two cents wrote:
Leave the guy alone. He marches to his own drummer but he's not a mean person. And take the website as it is, FUNNY! I am sure he's not trying to dupe anyone.
Mind your own Bussiness We are Laughing And not being mean. We love the palm trees in his ad. It's Hilarious.

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