Utica Needs A New Slogan

Utica Needs A New Slogan

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Mofo

New York, NY

#1 Feb 3, 2009
City of Possibilities, I don't think so. Anyone have any ideas for a new more accurate slogan?

I have a few:

Utica: They Ruined It

Utica: Pay The Most, Get The Least
james bond

Whitesboro, NY

#2 Feb 3, 2009
Utica: We're so dead we have a funeral director for a mayor
pizza_pizza

Hartford, CT

#3 Feb 3, 2009
Utica: Where slow pitch softball is acceptable reasoning for steroid abuse
CRITTER MALDONADO

Manlius, NY

#4 Feb 3, 2009
I got it

Utica : The Birthplace Of Sarcasm
Duh

Brooklyn, NY

#5 Feb 3, 2009
U-T-I-C-A

Undoubtedly
The
Incredibly
Crappiest
Administration

Utica...A family friendly city...for a city job

Utica...Upstate NY's answer to Death Valley

Utica...Why? I'll get back to you
Jesus Jones

Herkimer, NY

#6 Feb 3, 2009
Utica.....THE poster child for birth control!

Utica.....Where crack's cheaper than tubing!
UTICA ZOO KILLS

Rome, NY

#8 Feb 3, 2009
Utica- Someone has to live here so why not you?

Utica- It's closer to Albany than Buffalo is

Utica- What, me worry?

Utica- In a random taste test our politicians choose Coke(sniff) over Pepsi

Level 1

Since: Jan 09

Topicville

#9 Feb 3, 2009
Utica - We walk in the street, we park in the street.

Utica - What the heck are sidewalks and driveways? are they just mythical creatures?

Level 1

Since: Jan 09

Topicville

#10 Feb 3, 2009
Utica - The only city on earth that doesnt enforce: parking, littering, or property owner/citizen responisbilty
Utica

Clifton Park, NY

#11 Aug 15, 2014
"Enjoy the prison".

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