Why do my farts smell like poop?

Why do my farts smell like poop?

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Shamrock Lady

United States

#1 Mar 12, 2014
Does anyone know why my farts smell like poop?
Cretin

Gouverneur, NY

#2 Mar 13, 2014
Please give me a cup-o-cheese if they smell nasty.
Fartastic

Houston, TX

#3 Mar 13, 2014
Shamrock Lady wrote:
Does anyone know why my farts smell like poop?
Because your poop smells like farts. Please fart in a jar and sell on craigs list....post up on here the link so I can buy. As a bonus please wrap the jar for shipping in a pair of skidmark undies and some old stinky gym socks.
lord gordon gordon

Albany, NY

#4 Mar 13, 2014
daaaaaa
john

Herkimer, NY

#5 Mar 13, 2014
They smell cuz you don't drink enough water and 2 I myself like it when young men fart on my face:) skinny young ones
Brrrrttttt

Houston, TX

#6 Mar 13, 2014
So water makes your farts smell like roses. Not true, I just sniffed a fresh water fish fart and it stunk.
sammy

Herkimer, NY

#7 Mar 13, 2014
10 year old boys farts don't smell
10 not 11

Houston, TX

#8 Mar 24, 2014
my farts do
me

Herkimer, NY

#9 Mar 27, 2014
Cause ur scum
hebiee geebie

Cleveland, NY

#10 Mar 27, 2014
me wrote:
Cause ur scum
like you me and everybody else on topixs
King of Poo

Houston, TX

#12 May 1, 2014
BRB...gotta drop a mad log
Halfmoons and Riggies

Cleveland, NY

#13 May 1, 2014
I eat about 5lbs of hog jowls, 10lbs of chitlins but so do all my HOME BOYS in our public housing unit so we are use to the stench.
Poop D O Double G

Houston, TX

#14 May 1, 2014
Word, we poop all up in that joint yo.

1, 2 3 and to the 4

Poop Doggy Dog and Halfmoons poop on the floor
joey

Westernville, NY

#15 May 1, 2014
I pat youg men skinny ones to fart on my face hmmmmm:) any takers
Sandusky

Houston, TX

#16 May 1, 2014
joey wrote:
I pat youg men skinny ones to fart on my face hmmmmm:) any takers
Yummy
hey

United States

#17 May 1, 2014
Cus your farts smell like your azzzzzz
City Audits and Riggies

Cleveland, NY

#18 May 1, 2014
Baby daddy told me to never clean it so we save on toilet paper.
Brown door in the back

Cleveland, NY

#19 May 1, 2014
Ant gat young males looking for a man like me, look at my name, I have lots of jowls.
Fartin Bill

Houston, TX

#20 Oct 22, 2014
Post a pic of your skidmarks....

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